Kate Mara & Ellen Page Star In The ‘True Detective’ Pairing We Really Want To See

Surely you had some sort of feelings about this week’s news that Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell will be starring in the second season of HBO’s gritty crime procedural, True Detective. Most people were not happy about it! But leave it to the folks at Funny or Die to bring us a parody of the series with perfect casting. Tiny Detectives stars Kate Mara (5’2″) and Ellen Page (5’1″) as two vertically challenged law enforcement officers who find that their short statures get in the way of their work. Don’t worry: they still manage to spew out some pseudo-philosophical mumbo jumbo in Southern drawls.

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