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Until today, all we really knew about NBC’s upcoming Peter Pan Live! was that Girls star Allison Williams would warble her way through “I’m Flying” while dressed up like a Greenpoint hipster and that Christopher Walken would be wearing a costume that made him look less like Captain Hook, and more like Deadwood‘s Al Swearagen in drag.

Now, thanks to a 30-second promo, we also know much, much more.

Forget all about that second star to the right or going straight on ’til morning. Peter Pan Live! will feature an enormous moon and a wind machine that was clearly cribbed from Beyoncé’s last tour.

There will be feet. Revolutionary choice, right?

This ominous finger wiggling will haunt us forever. What is Allison Williams doing here?!?! Is this a spoiler that in this production, Peter will have his own hook?!?!? Is she mimicking the cameraman videotaping her? Because if so, she is miming taking a snapshot and not rolling video. WHY IS SHE WIGGLING HER FINGER?!?!

Move over, Jennifer Lawrence. Take a seat, Uma Thurman. You’re over, Angelina Jolie! Allison Williams is about to break new ground for women in the world of fight choreography. Look how she swings that dagger like she’s a showgirl with a fan! Peter Pan means serious business and it looks like Captain Hook knows it. I mean, have you ever seen Christopher Walken look so terrified?

And finally, Allison Williams will be smiling a lot and Christopher Walken will turn his torso at least once.

If you can’t wait until December 4 to watch Peter Pan Live! on NBC, you can obsess over the 30-second teaser below.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtuhmHDtZ9o]

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