Strip Down, Seattle! It’s Fifty Shades Of ‘Grey’s Anatomy’

Okay sure, we’re not the first to put this very obvious two and two together (same surname, same location), but we couldn’t resist combining the most ludicrous aspects of Christian Grey’s domination dungeon with those of Seattle Grace Hospital in time for the upcoming sex epic Fifty Shades of Grey (currently sporting a cool 3.4 rating on IMDB). So what is this “Fifty Shades Of Grey’s Anatomy” nonsense, you ask? To be clear, we will not be analyzing the various tints of Mr. Grey’s privates. Pfft, that would be too literal! Nor are we counting the various dark hues throughout the hospital where Meredith and McDreamy spend every waking second but somehow always look runway-ready. Instead we strived to bring the raw sexual nature of E.L. James’ mommy-porn verse to Seattle Grace. And hopefully, with every sadistic, sexist, and grammatically incorrect line you hear at the theater this weekend, you’ll think of this.

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