Today’s the day folks. At 3 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, I’ll begin live-bingeing the entire third season of Netflix Original series, House of Cards. That entails watching all thirteen new episodes, or “Chapters” as they’re referred to, in a row in one sitting.
I’ll be recapping in real time major plot points and gif-worthy moments, which will surely include spoilers so needless to say, you’ve been warned. But I’ll also be sharing photos, tweets, and other moments from my first-hand experience watching far too much of one show in one day on both my laptop and through my XBOX One (I plan on switching between the two so I can efficiently screen cap, gif, etc. and continue watching). At the end of each episode we’ll bundle it all up into a neat little gallery for you as to make things easier to follow and refer back to as the series rolls on.
I’ve set some rules for myself based on my House of Cards Binge-Watch Survival Guide and have included a few guess-timations as to how I think my journey will pan out. They are as follows:
My goal is to clock in under 15 hours. Can it be done? Last season, each episode ran between 48 and 60 minutes. There are 13 episodes in Season Three which estimates anywhere from 624 minutes to 780 minutes, or roughly 10 to 13 hours. After episode one, or “Chapter 27,” I don’t plan on sitting through every opening credit sequence, nor the end credits, ultimately shaving off 1 minute, 37 seconds to 2 minutes per episode totaling a saved time of about 19 to 24 minutes. Speaking of “Chapter 27…”
In case you missed it, on February 11th, Netflix had a brilliant marketing tactic technical glitch and leaked ten episodes of the series. If you were quick enough, you were able to view the first episode of the season, or “Chapter 27,” before you were shut out. That being said, I’ve seen the first episode, but it’s only fair if I start from the top, so note that I’ll be re-watching the season premiere.
When I binge-watch, I typically power through a couple of episodes back-to-back before designating 10 to 15-minute breaks in between. Divide and conquer!
I’ve set an alarm for every hour until 5 p.m. this afternoon when I estimate I’ll be done with the season. This is to keep myself from falling asleep for very long if I were to nod off.
I’ll be timing myself and documenting everything I’ve consumed to get me from start to finish. I’m starting with what you see below:
Feel free to join in and tell us about your own experience in the comments section below and on Twitter (@decider). I’m also open to snack suggestions as we move along together from the wee hours of the morning through to the late afternoon. So without further ado, let the House of Cards Season Three Live-Binge commence!
SPOILERS AHEAD.
HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 27” (Season 3, Episode 1)
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(Click through the gallery above to see all of our commentary on this episode.)
HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 28” (Season 3, Episode 2)
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(Click through the gallery above to see all of our commentary on this episode.)
OH YEAH CHAPTER 29, YEAH.
HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 29” (Season 3, Episode 3)
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5:41 AMTHOUGHTS: The reason I watched three episodes in a row rather than take a break after the first one or two is because so far, this season is pretty fantastic. Now I may be totally delirious because it’s almost 6 in the morning and I haven’t had coffee yet, but at of yet it’s far more reminiscent of the first season than the soap opera of a second season. And we’ve spent a lot more time with Claire and Doug than we have with Frank, which is an interesting turn of events.
Right now though, I’m going to make that fat cup of coffee I wanted two episodes ago and shovel peanut butter in my mouth. See you at “Chapter 30!”
HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 30” (Season 3, Episode 4)
Okay he eventually gets to 6 o’clock in the morning, work with me here. Hopefully the conversation isn’t boring when you join me as I venture through the next episodes of this super dark season of House of Cards. No one has been murdered yet, but hey, the morning is young.
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Well, that didn’t get exciting until the very end. Getting more coffee before “Chapter 31.”
HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 31” (Season 3, Episode 5)
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8:10 AM THOUGHTS: I’ve just finished “Chapter 31” and I have to say, Beau Willimon and his writers are laying the politics on thick this season. So far we’ve touched upon:
Russian missile defense programs
Drone strikes
Gay rights
Unemployment
Primary elections
Freedom of the press
Disaster relief squandering
Heavy
I’m probably missing a few, but it’s a miracle I noted that many given how much we’ve been lobbed in these first five episodes. All in all I prefer the politics over the black cloud of relationship drama last season, but at this point in the morning, I need a little more pizazz. That being said, these five episodes are on par, if not better than Season One and I’m slowly letting go of regretting waking up at 2:30 this morning. Let’s move on to “Chapter 32,” shall we? Running to get more coffee first. You should too.
HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 32” (Season 3, Episode 6)
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9:18 AM THOUGHTS: First of all, I’m sleepy. Second of all, I’m glad the show is finally delving into the hollowed part of Frank and Claire’s marriage. It feels more raw, more honest than that whole Adam Galloway nonsense in Seasons One and Two. Frank is dismissing her legitimacy because she refused to stay in her place so-to-speak. He forgets she truly is the one who got him to his position of power.
ON TO “CHAPTER 33!”
HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 33” (Season 3, Episode 7)
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Say whaaaaa, I’m on “Chapter 34” you say? Let’s do it.
HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 34” (Season 3, Episode 8)
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Ready to watch his insane campaign unfold? Let’s see what “Chapter 35” has in store.
FIVE EPISODES LEFT. FIVE.
HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 35” (Season 3, Episode 9)
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12:00 PM THOUGHTS: That was a rough one on all fronts. War is imminent, Doug may be leaving the show, and Remy is having second thoughts about his place in Washington. What’s even more unsettling? Frank and Claire are more sincere than ever. Well, as sincere as they can be when they’re lying to the American public about covert operations in Russia gone awry. It’s all coming to a head. But guess what? There are only FOUR EPISODES LEFT. Grabbing lunch, then on to “Chapter 36”!
HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 36” (Season 3, Episode 10)
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“Chapter 37” it is, folks.
HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 37” (Season 3, Episode 11)
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HOUSE OF CARDS: “CHAPTER 38” (Season 3, Episode 12)
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Which brings us to…
House of Cards Season Three Finale, “Chapter 39”
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And THAT’S A WRAP!
In roughly 13 hours and 15 minutes (from 3 a.m. to 4:15 p.m.) I watched 13 episodes — the entire third season — of House of Cards. Thanks for watching along. Stay tuned for plenty of follow-up commentary but right now, I need a bed.