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Kevin Bacon is one of the few male movie stars who hasn’t shied away from full frontal nudity in the past, and now he’s calling upon Hollywood to “Free the Bacon” and let men show off their “weiners” more onscreen.

The appeal comes in a form of a spoof PSA for Mashable, and while Bacon makes a hilarious case for more genitals onscreen, he also gets in a few salient points about gender equality in Hollywood. Like Anna Kendrick, Bacon is upset that while there’s often multiple displays of female nudity on Game of Thrones, there’s very little full frontal male nudity.

“This is an issue of gender equality. Let me be on the show! Come on! I’ll play a naked wizard or something. I’ve done it before. Have you seen Wild Things? I was super naked in that. It was awesome. Matt Dillon was there. He saw my weiner.”

In the video, Bacon also takes shots at the fact that there was no full frontal male nudity in Fifty Shades of Grey. He says, “Let me play Christian Grey! We’ll do the whole movie in one long close up of my penis.”

Bacon even gives Marvel an idea for their upcoming Infinity War saga: “Hey Marvel, I have an idea for a superhero. It’s me, and guess what? I have an Infinity Stone on the tip of my weiner.”

**The Man:** Ben Affleck
**The Title:** *Gone Girl*
**The Nudity:** It was the side peen that electrified the world! Ben Affleck's character, Nick, gets fully nude and enters the shower. It's not a very good look at what Affleck's got, but it's there.
Where To Stream *Gone Girl*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Michael Fassbender
**The Title:** *Shame*
**The Nudity:** The opening scene is a revealing look at Fassbender’s famous family goods — and the movie doesn’t let up from there. Please note: this is a film about sex addiction, so it’s kind of sad.
Where To Stream *Shame*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Tom Hardy
**The Title:** *Bronson*
**The Nudity:** Have a thing for *Mad Max: Fury Road*’s Tom Hardy? Well, it may interest you to know that he once gave us the full monty in a gritty crime drama where he played one of the most dangerous criminals in British history. You know, it might be of interest.
Where To Stream *Bronson*Photo: Vertigo Films

**The Man:** Viggo Mortensen
**The Title:** *Eastern Promises*
**The Nudity:** Do you like your naked men with a side of R-rated violence? You do! Then, Viggo Mortensen’s brilliant portrayal of a Russian mobster (who strips down) is for you!
Where To Stream *Eastern Promises*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Joe Mangienello
**The Title:** *Magic Mike*
**The Nudity:** *Magic Mike* made its millions by giving the world some of the best man candy in cinematic history. Joe Mangienello not only got totally naked, but he let himself — and his manhood — get painted solid gold.
Where To Stream *Magic Mike*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Ewan McGregor
**The Title:** *Velvet Goldmine* — among others
**The Nudity:** McGregor is one of the few actors in Hollywood who isn’t afraid to go full frontal. However, we’re impartial to his gleeful take on Iggy Pop in *Velvet Goldmine*
Where To Stream *Velvet Goldmine*Photo: Miramax

**The Man:** Kevin Bacon
**The Title:** *Wild Things*
**The Nudity:** Think the best part of *Wild Things* was seeing that three way in the pool? Well…you’re right. But *Wild Things* is also the film where Bacon finally lets his sausage out.
Where To Stream *Wild Things*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Richard Gere
**The Title:** *American Gigolo*
**The Nudity:** Well, Gere plays a male prostitute. So, as you can imagine, he’s constantly stripping down and sexing ladies up. However, the nudity in this film wasn’t in the script — it was at the insistence of Gere himself.
Where To Stream *American Gigolo*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Men:** Well, er, everyone’s kind of, uh, naked here
**The Title:** *Nymphomaniac: Vol. I & II*
**The Nudity:** Lars Von Trier’s harrowing look into the life of a sex addict is full of the sex and nudity that you’d expect from an epic foreign film about such a topic. Buckle up for lots of (sometimes uncomfortable) nakedness!
Where To Stream *Nymphomaniac: Vol. I*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Mark Wahlberg
**The Title:** *Boogie Nights*
**The Nudity:** *Boogie Nights* is all about the seedy side of the ‘70s porn industry and Wahlberg plays a rising porn star named Dirk Diggler. What makes him such a natural in porn? Well, Dirk’s got a dick worth digging. Wahlberg sports a prosthetic for his big nude scene, but it’s in the name of being true to the character’s reality, you know?
Where To Stream *Boogie Nights*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Heath Ledger
**The Title:** *Brokeback Mountain*
**The Nudity:** Yes, *Brokeback Mountain* is a beautiful film about the romance between two closeted cowboys, but you also can get a peak at Heath Ledger’s bits as he dashes naked out of a tent.
Where To Stream *Brokeback Mountain*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Sacha Baron Cohen
**The Title:** *Bruno*
**The Nudity:** Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen is known for pushing the envelope, but in *Bruno*, he went so far as to hire a very flexible body double to push onscreen male nudity to new frontiers.
Where To Stream *Bruno*Photo: Universal Pictures

**The Men:** Rupert Graves, Simon Callow, and Julian Sands
**The Title:** *A Room With A View*
**The Nudity:** Ready for some highbrow male nudity? This classy Merchant Ivory film features a scene 2/3rds of the way through where the three men mentioned get naked and frolic in a woodland pond together. What fun!
Where To Stream *A Room With A View*Photo: Merchant Ivory

**The Men:** Um…everyone
**The Title:** *Spartacus*
**The Nudity:** *Spartacus* billed itself as being all about blood and sand and gore, but it’s also about celebrating the human form. You’re going to get an eyeful of male nudity when you start watching this show.
Watch *Spartacus*Photo: Starz

**The Man:** Jason Biggs
**The Title:** *American Reunion*
**The Nudity:** You might best know Jason Biggs as that kid who had sex with a pie, but the *American Pie* franchise also gave us a glimpse of Biggs’ penis smushed under a clear glass pot lid. God bless America!
Where To Stream *American Reunion*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Tobias Menzies
**The Title:** *Outlander*
**The Nudity:** Villainous nudity! We get to see Captain Black Jack Randall’s manhood during his most vile moments - i.e. when he’s sexually assaulting people. That said, the show does have enough hot consensual sex to make it worth your while.
Where To Stream *Outlander*Photo: Starz

**The Man:** Bruce Willis
**The Title:** *Color of Night*
**The Nudity:** *Color of Night* is no *Die Hard*, but it’s still an important part of Willis’ overall filmography because it’s the one film where we get a glimpse of Willis’ willie.
Where To Stream *Color of Night*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Jason Segel
**The Title:** *Forgetting Sarah Marshall*
**The Nudity:** *Forgetting Sarah Marshall* is a film about how a bad break up leaves a guy emotionally bare. To hammer this point home, Segel decided to make sure his character was totally and completely naked in the hilariously heartbreaking scene.
Where To Stream *Forgetting Sarah Marshall*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Alexander Skarsgard
**The Title:** *True Blood*
**The Nudity:** Alexander Skarsgard is so hot that when he went full frontal on *True Blood*, his character literally burst into flames. Think on that.
Where To Stream *True Blood*Photo: HBO

**The Man:** Ken Jeong
**The Title:** *The Hangover*
**The Nudity:** You might have been laughing your ass off when you saw Ken Jeong’s Chow bare it all in *The Hangover*, but the actor revealed in an interview with George Stroumboulopoulos that his decision to bare it all was tied to his experiences coping with his wife’s breast cancer. See? Nude scenes can be about letting go, trusting your instincts, and embracing life, too!
Where To Stream *The Hangover*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Christopher Meloni
**The Title:** Oz
**The Nudity:** Before Christopher Meloni was *Law & Order: SVU*’s Detective Stabler, he was Chris Keller, an amoral criminal on Oz. While Keller was absolutely scary, he was also kind of…hot. You know, in that naked murderer sort of way.
**Where To Stream Oz**Photo: HBO

**The Man:** Jonah Hill
**The Title:** *The Wolf of Wall Street*
**The Nudity:** Martin Scorcese’s decadent opus to the super sized greed of the ‘80s features tons of cocaine, tons of cash, tons of sex, and a massive prosthetic penis on one Mr. Jonah Hill.
Where To Stream *The Wolf of Wall Street*Photo: Paramount

**The Man:** Jude Law
**The Title:** *The Talented Mr. Ripley*
**The Nudity:** This is one of those shadowy “blink and you’ll miss the blurry penis moments,” but Jude Law is indeed naked in this film. If you don’t catch a glimpse of Law’s “talents,” you’ll definitely catch the look on Matt Damon’s face when he does.
Where To Stream *The Talented Mr. Ripley*Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** Colin Farrell
**The Title:** *Tigerland*
**The Nudity:** This Irish rogue’s breakthrough role was playing an all-American boy gearing up to go off to Vietnam. Farrell gave the part his absolute all — including a shot of him soaking in a tub in all his glory.
Where To Stream *Tigerland* Photo: Everett Collection

**The Man:** James Deen
**The Title:** *The Canyons*
**The Nudity:** Noted porn star James Deen is no stranger to nudity, so it’s no surprise that he dropped trough and showed us the goods in Bret Easton Ellis’ cult hit, *The Canyons*. Thanks, James. We appreciate all you do for us.
Where To Stream *The Canyons*Photo: Everett Collection

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