These jokes are rehashes from the original film, the repetitions of which only make them lame the second time around. The surprise isn't there, and therefore, neither are the laughs.
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26. Jefferson Starship, A Bonfire Party, and the Opening Credits
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25. Arty Aspires to be an FM DJ
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24. Victor is a Virgin
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23. The Can of Vegetables is Into Self-Pleasure
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22. Nurse Nancy Needs to Talk About Her Genitals
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21. Lindsay Needs a Napkin
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20. Victor Gets "Chased"…
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19. ...And Overcomes an Obstacle
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18. Camp Firewood's Clothing is Very Compact
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17. Gene Reveals His Deepest Truths
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16. Gail Gets Relationship Advice From An Unexpected Place...
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15. ...And Reminds Herself of Her New Status
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14. Victor Needs A Rude Awakening Mid-Crisis
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13. Some Boy Campers Make an Early Getaway
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12. The Movie's Signature Song Gets Recast as a Chris Pine-led Anthem
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11. Victor and Neil Have a Story-Ending Laugh. And Another. And Another.
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Some of these lines are too obscure to qualify (some aren't even spoken by the same characters), but they still carry signatorial weight.
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10. Henry Needs to Get Away for Awhile
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9. Susie Declares Her Job Title(s)
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8. Gene Needs to Put Up or Shut Up
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7. JJ and McKinley are Effusive Comedy Critics
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Ever wonder where some of these characters came from, what drove their desires, or who they even were in the first place? First Day of Camp finally gave us some answers.
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6. Evil Camp Tiger Claw Is A Real Place, Not Just a Busload of Softball-Playing Kids
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5. The Can of Vegetables Wasn't Always a Can of Vegetables
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4. Gene Tried to Hide His One True Love for Too Long
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3. The Indoor Kids Grew Up, Went Back in Time, and Started Trouble
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2. Jim Stansel Wasn't Just a Name Beth Made Up to Henry...
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1. ...He Was the Guy Who Could Save Camp Firewood, and America.
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