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By Jaclyn Kessel
@jaclynelise
Published
Oct. 23, 2015, 11:30 a.m. ET
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Basket Case (1982)
I don't have the numbers in front of me, but I'm pretty sure sales of wicker baskets fell 10 million percent thanks to this horrorshow of a VHS cover.
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Photo Credit: VHS Collector
I don't have the numbers in front of me, but I'm pretty sure sales of wicker baskets fell 10 million percent thanks to this horrorshow of a VHS cover.
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Photo Credit: VHS Collector
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Happy Birthday To Me (1981)
To this day, if you put a shish kebab in front of me, I will scream my lungs out in terror. This cover traumatized me! The lesson learned? DON'T EVER SKIP ANYONE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER. (Thanks to Thighmaster for jogging my memory on this one!)
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To this day, if you put a shish kebab in front of me, I will scream my lungs out in terror. This cover traumatized me! The lesson learned? DON'T EVER SKIP ANYONE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER. (Thanks to Thighmaster for jogging my memory on this one!)
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April Fool's Day (1986)
Speaking of birthday parties... I love parties. Parties are fun! But ever since I saw the VHS cover for this film, I have always gone to parties with a slight sense of mistrust about the host. Specifically, what they might be hiding behind their back. A sharp knife? A ponytail noose? This cover is pretty much why I stopped socializing. (Oh, and I never connected the dots until now, but doesn't that booty look a LOT like Pippa Middleton's? Watch out, Wills!)
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Photo Credit: Serial Killer Calendar
Speaking of birthday parties... I love parties. Parties are fun! But ever since I saw the VHS cover for this film, I have always gone to parties with a slight sense of mistrust about the host. Specifically, what they might be hiding behind their back. A sharp knife? A ponytail noose? This cover is pretty much why I stopped socializing. (Oh, and I never connected the dots until now, but doesn't that booty look a LOT like Pippa Middleton's? Watch out, Wills!)
[Stream it on Amazon Video]
Photo Credit: Serial Killer Calendar
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I Spit On Your Grave (1978)
Spitting is cool. Graves are cool. Spitting on graves, though? Not cool! As I recall, this movie was rated X. Not XXX, but just plain X. When you're a pre-teen, that X rating scares the crap out of you.
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Photo Credit: VHS Collector
Spitting is cool. Graves are cool. Spitting on graves, though? Not cool! As I recall, this movie was rated X. Not XXX, but just plain X. When you're a pre-teen, that X rating scares the crap out of you.
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Photo Credit: VHS Collector
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Hellraiser (1987)
At some point in the early '90s, Pinhead was on the Mount Rushmore of horror film fiends (alongside Freddy, Jason, and Michael Myers). It was at this point that I finally got around to seeing Clive Barker's twisted psychosexual tale. That was a mistake, because the film that I saw was a million times more disturbing than this already EXTREMELY disturbing cover.
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Photo Credit: Clive Barker Cast
At some point in the early '90s, Pinhead was on the Mount Rushmore of horror film fiends (alongside Freddy, Jason, and Michael Myers). It was at this point that I finally got around to seeing Clive Barker's twisted psychosexual tale. That was a mistake, because the film that I saw was a million times more disturbing than this already EXTREMELY disturbing cover.
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Photo Credit: Clive Barker Cast
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Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn (1987)
Two things I was scared of in my formative years were things that were evil and things that were dead. I finally worked up the courage to see this movie in the late '90s and, you know what? It's a masterpiece. (Still, that didn't mean that the cover didn't scare me shitless growing up.)
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Photo Credit: EvilDeadNews.com
Two things I was scared of in my formative years were things that were evil and things that were dead. I finally worked up the courage to see this movie in the late '90s and, you know what? It's a masterpiece. (Still, that didn't mean that the cover didn't scare me shitless growing up.)
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Photo Credit: EvilDeadNews.com
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It's Alive (1974)
I can only imagine this film was conceived in the wake of the international success of Rosemary's Baby, but all I knew when I was roaming the aisles in my local video store growing up was that I did NOT want to see the face of whatever was in that crib. And now, some 20+ years later, I still don't. (h/t to Tom Hall, aka @BRM, for reminding me about this one!)
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Photo Credit: Horrorpedia
I can only imagine this film was conceived in the wake of the international success of Rosemary's Baby, but all I knew when I was roaming the aisles in my local video store growing up was that I did NOT want to see the face of whatever was in that crib. And now, some 20+ years later, I still don't. (h/t to Tom Hall, aka @BRM, for reminding me about this one!)
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Photo Credit: Horrorpedia
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Monkey Shines (1988)
Everybody loves monkeys, right? NOT AFTER YOU SEE THIS YOU WON'T. It's not a movie about a clapping monkey toy come to life (a la Chucky), but instead it's the psycho cousin of Project X.
[Stream it on Prime Video]
Photo Credit: VHS Collector
Everybody loves monkeys, right? NOT AFTER YOU SEE THIS YOU WON'T. It's not a movie about a clapping monkey toy come to life (a la Chucky), but instead it's the psycho cousin of Project X.
[Stream it on Prime Video]
Photo Credit: VHS Collector
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Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
You know a good way to prevent kids from sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve? Show them this video cover. They might even convert to atheism.
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Photo Credit: Neon-Maniacs.com
You know a good way to prevent kids from sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve? Show them this video cover. They might even convert to atheism.
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Photo Credit: Neon-Maniacs.com
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C.H.U.D. (1984)
I don't know what was in the water in 1984, but a hell of a lot of these crazy covered movies came out that year. Do you know what C.H.U.D. stands for? Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. As soon as I saw this craziness, that pretty much cured me of my desire to explore the sewer system.
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I don't know what was in the water in 1984, but a hell of a lot of these crazy covered movies came out that year. Do you know what C.H.U.D. stands for? Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. As soon as I saw this craziness, that pretty much cured me of my desire to explore the sewer system.
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Halloween III (1982)
Did you know that there is a Halloween film that DOESN'T star Michael Myers? That's this one. Of course, I never saw it because that face in the sky freaked me out.
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Photo Credit: Serial Killer Calendar
Did you know that there is a Halloween film that DOESN'T star Michael Myers? That's this one. Of course, I never saw it because that face in the sky freaked me out.
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Photo Credit: Serial Killer Calendar
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Creepers, aka Phenomena (1985)
I hate bugs. I'm pretty sure everyone else does, too. You know who else hates bugs? Jennifer Connolly! I hear she bathes in Raid everyday after working on this movie when she was only 15.
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I hate bugs. I'm pretty sure everyone else does, too. You know who else hates bugs? Jennifer Connolly! I hear she bathes in Raid everyday after working on this movie when she was only 15.
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Slugs (1988)
You know all those times you sprinkled salt on the slugs that showed up in your garden or backyard? That was a bad idea. A VERY BAD IDEA!
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Photo Credit: io9
You know all those times you sprinkled salt on the slugs that showed up in your garden or backyard? That was a bad idea. A VERY BAD IDEA!
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Photo Credit: io9
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Pumpkinhead (1988)
This movie was the directorial debut of monster movie visual effects artist Stan Winston. Unfortunately, not a single person ever watched it because THAT COVER WAS JUST TOO DAMN SCARY.
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Photo Credit: Horrorpedia
This movie was the directorial debut of monster movie visual effects artist Stan Winston. Unfortunately, not a single person ever watched it because THAT COVER WAS JUST TOO DAMN SCARY.
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Photo Credit: Horrorpedia
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Creepshow (1982)
I ended up watching this movie approximately 500 times on HBO during the '80s, but the animated intros to these films still give me the willies to this very day.
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Photo Credit: GhoulBasement.com
I ended up watching this movie approximately 500 times on HBO during the '80s, but the animated intros to these films still give me the willies to this very day.
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Photo Credit: GhoulBasement.com
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Ghoulies (1984)
Ask D.J. Cotrona what I'm talkin' about. He knows.
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Photo Credit: RareCultCinema.com
Ask D.J. Cotrona what I'm talkin' about. He knows.
[Buy it on Apple]
Photo Credit: RareCultCinema.com
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Night Of The Demons (1988)
The lady demon on the cover of this classic makes Regan from The Exorcist look like Little Orphan Annie.
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Photo Credit: The Horrors Of Halloween
The lady demon on the cover of this classic makes Regan from The Exorcist look like Little Orphan Annie.
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Photo Credit: The Horrors Of Halloween
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Brain Damage (1988)
Remember that scene in The Wrath Of Khan where those leeches crawled into people's ears? This movie takes that to the next level, except the leeches have a face and they devour people's brains. Not for the faint of heart!
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Photo Credit: Monster Brains
Remember that scene in The Wrath Of Khan where those leeches crawled into people's ears? This movie takes that to the next level, except the leeches have a face and they devour people's brains. Not for the faint of heart!
[Stream it on Fandor]
Photo Credit: Monster Brains
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Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Decider's own Meghan O'Keefe just described this film as "the problematic slasher movie that gets scarier with time." All I know is that this VHS cover belongs in the Smithsonian.
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Photo Credit: VHS Collector
Decider's own Meghan O'Keefe just described this film as "the problematic slasher movie that gets scarier with time." All I know is that this VHS cover belongs in the Smithsonian.
[Watch Sleepaway Camp on ShoutFactoryTV]
Photo Credit: VHS Collector
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The Howling (1981)
Cults are creepy. Sex cults are creepier. Sex cults populated by werewolves are the creepiest.
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Photo Credit: Serial Killer Calendar
Cults are creepy. Sex cults are creepier. Sex cults populated by werewolves are the creepiest.
[Buy it on iTunes]
Photo Credit: Serial Killer Calendar
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Driller Killer (1979)
This was, by far, the goriest cover in my local video store. I lost many nights of sleep due to this insanity.
[This movie is, thankfully, not available to stream]
Photo Credit: ShockTillYouDrop.com
This was, by far, the goriest cover in my local video store. I lost many nights of sleep due to this insanity.
[This movie is, thankfully, not available to stream]
Photo Credit: ShockTillYouDrop.com
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The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
I vividly remember watching this movie during an afternoon creature feature, hosted by Sir Graves Ghastly, on Detroit TV (Channel 20, if memory serves). The plot involves an astronaut who goes into space and, well, melts when he returns to Earth! Pretty sure this movie had a lot to do with the eventual defunding of NASA.
[This movie is not available to stream]
Photo Credit: Horror.mdv.se
I vividly remember watching this movie during an afternoon creature feature, hosted by Sir Graves Ghastly, on Detroit TV (Channel 20, if memory serves). The plot involves an astronaut who goes into space and, well, melts when he returns to Earth! Pretty sure this movie had a lot to do with the eventual defunding of NASA.
[This movie is not available to stream]
Photo Credit: Horror.mdv.se
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Xtro (1983)
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Xtro was the reaction to E.T.. Phone home to tell your parents that you're DEAD!
[This movie is not available to stream]
Photo Credit: VHS Collector
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Xtro was the reaction to E.T.. Phone home to tell your parents that you're DEAD!
[This movie is not available to stream]
Photo Credit: VHS Collector
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Faces Of Death (1978)
The cover of this VHS cassette tape isn't particularly scary in and of itself, but the legend of this film was -- ESPECIALLY in the pre-Internet era. The rumors of the horrors that were contained within were enough to scare me forever.
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The cover of this VHS cassette tape isn't particularly scary in and of itself, but the legend of this film was -- ESPECIALLY in the pre-Internet era. The rumors of the horrors that were contained within were enough to scare me forever.
[This movie is not available to stream]
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Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
If I were to choose a favorite VHS cover of all-time, it would be this one. Equal parts titillating and terrifying. A bravura display of art direction. I'm sure the film itself was garbage, but there's probably never been a better piece of cover art.
[This movie is not available to stream]
Photo Credit: LunchMeatVHS.com
If I were to choose a favorite VHS cover of all-time, it would be this one. Equal parts titillating and terrifying. A bravura display of art direction. I'm sure the film itself was garbage, but there's probably never been a better piece of cover art.
[This movie is not available to stream]
Photo Credit: LunchMeatVHS.com
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Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
100% nightmare fuel.
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Photo Credit: VHS Collector
100% nightmare fuel.
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Photo Credit: VHS Collector
