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It’s Hollywood’s biggest night! The 2016 Academy Awards are airing tonight, February 28, and Decider has got all of your Oscars needs satisfied. You can live stream the 2016 Oscars here, and click here to check out the rest of Decider’s coverage.
Sarah Silverman appeared on tonight’s Oscar telecast and seemed a little bit…all over the place. The comedian was on hand to introduce Sam Smith’s live performance of “Writing’s On The Wall.” Since the Best Original Song Oscar nominee was representing the latest James Bond flick Spectre, Silverman took the moment to suggest that Bond was bad in bed.
In a bit that ran over a minute, Silverman said the famous spy was “not a grower or a shower,” and postulated that the reason why so many of the women he beds want to kill him is a testament to his terrible love-making. At one point Silverman spaced out a little and declared, “Know what my thing is? Being in front of 80 million people on live TV and saying whatever comes into my mind.”
Now, the Oscars are usually carefully scripted out from start to finish. So much so that early on in the night, Emily Blunt and Charlize Theron joked that the praise they were heaping on writers was written for them to say by writers. Silverman seemed to be — by her own admission — going off script. But why? Did she just feel like seizing the moment? Or did she, once again, bring a vape to an awards show? Silverman famously brought weed to the 2014 Emmys. If she repeated the tradition, then reason stands that she might have been totally and utterly high. Then again, judging by Kevin Hart’s personal (and also slightly awkward) intro to The Weeknd’s “Earned It,” it’s possible that Chris Rock and his writing staff gave the comedians free reign to improvise part of their Best Song performance introductions.
One thing’s for sure: Sarah Silverman is not a fan of James Bond.
