Winter Is Coming: ‘Storm of Kings XXX’ Is The Most Epic ‘Game of Thrones’ Porn Parody Out There

It’s often joked that Game of Thrones is basically one big, long high-brow porno —”tits and dragons,” as Ian McShane so eloquently put it— but that doesn’t mean it’s exempt from the honor of the porn parody. Since the show’s debuted, adult film companies have churned out such diverse titles as Game of Bones and Gay of Thrones, but there’s a new one here to smite them all. Vanity Fair has the lowdown on Brazzers’ absolutely epic Game of Thrones porn parody called Storm of Kings XXX. This adult film’s main attraction? Believe it or not, it’s the plot.

According to Vanity Fair, adult entertainment house Brazzers decided that Storm of Kings XXX would fulfill every Game of Thrones fan’s deepest fantasy: an ending where Jon and Dany have sex and Joffrey gets burned to a crisp. Beyond that, each 35- to 45-minute long episode of the salacious saga will feature at least 8 minutes of plot. That’s right. This porn has MILF fantasies and world-building!

Interestingly, there are a few torrid places that Game of Thrones can go that Storm of Kings XXX can’t. Both incest and sexual violence can’t appear in a porn. As Storm of Kings XXX writer and director Dick Bush explains, “In the mainstreams, you can…but if there is actual hard-core penetration going on, you can’t…It’s a taboo job that we have, but you still don’t want to be disgusting.”

For more on Storm of Kings XXX, visit Brazzers.com (but not at work, because it is a porn site).

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