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For college football fans, it’s been three long months since the flurry of late December and January bowl games; that length of time is enough for the thrill of victory (or agony of defeat) from last season to recede, only to be replaced by the early pangs of hunger for a new season to begin. For the fans of the University of Michigan —an alumni base counting 600,000 strong, the largest of any university in the United States— the residual bad taste of last year’s disappointing 8-5 campaign still lingers strong. Depending on whether you’re a glass half-empty or half-full kind of fan, the debut of All Or Nothing: The Michigan Wolverines will either stir up bad memories (the former) or get you that much more pumped for the 2018-19 campaign to begin (the latter).

Previous iterations of this Amazon Prime Original Series focused on professional football teams; this marks the first time that the show has trained its cameras on collegiate coaches and student athletes. Frankly, this change of subject and scenery makes for a far more interesting docuseries, and I’m not just saying that because I’m a proud Michigan grad (Go Blue!). There’s a more dreary, workmanlike, time-to-make-the-donuts kind of vibe permeating NFL shows, whether you’re talking about past iterations of All Or Nothing or even HBO’s widely praised Hard Knocks. If you’ve watched any of these pro-focused series over the years, the first thing you’ll notice is that the dynamic between players and coaches —not to mention players and their parents— is much, much different on the collegiate level, as are the emotions, circumstances and hormones that drive them. (Remember, a good chunk of these players are still teenagers adjusting to being free from the immediate, daily influence of their families for the first time in their lives.)

As you get to know the 2017-18 Michigan Wolverines throughout the course of this season, you’ll hear a few phrases repeated with great frequency. These maxims serve both as the core principles of Coach Jim Harbaugh’s football philosophy, as well as a solid introduction to the series as a whole.

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"Who's got it better than us?"

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Photo: Amazon

Coach Jim Harbaugh’s catchphrase is “Who’s got it better than us?” (Answer: “NOOOO-BODY!”) He used it when he was coaching the NFL’s San Francisco 49ers, and he brought it with him to Ann Arbor. (It even got turned into a rap video.) It emphasizes and reinforces the “team first” mentality that he instills in his program, and is repeated, like a mantra, over and over and over again throughout the series.

A bit about Harbaugh: He is the star of the show, both literally and figuratively. Literally, in the sense that the camera spends more time with him and his family than any other subject on the show. Figuratively, in the sense that he’s among the top 5 highest paid college football coaches (making over $9MM/year) and among the most recognizable figures in all of collegiate athletics. Everything orbits around Harbaugh —the team’s spirit, the press corp, the expectations of the alumni— and All Or Nothing does a good job showing the effects that this pressure has on both him and his family.

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"Solve your problems with aggression!"

When Coach Don Brown talks, you listen … or else.Photo: Amazon

It’s right there on the wall of the team’s film room. I don’t need to tell you about the physical violence inherent in football, but one of the insights that you get from watching All Or Nothing (as well from shows like Hard Knocks) is how this mentality manifests itself on the battlefield of play. Take junior defensive end Chase Winovich, for example. Off the field, he’s a fun-loving goof —albeit an extremly humble and hard-working one!— from the suburbs of Pittsburgh, who spends a good chunk of one episode getting his hair bleached in an effort to look like Thor. On the field, though, saying he takes this maxim to heart is the understatement of the century.

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"No one rises to low expectations."

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John O'Korn (left) and Wilton Speight (right), the two players competing to be the starting quarterback for the Michigan Wolverines. Photo: Amazon

One of the hallmarks of Jim Harbaugh’s coaching philosophy is his relentless focus on competition. Complacency is not a word that is in Harbaugh’s vocabulary, and everyone on the team is fully cognizant that their roles on the team are never assured; jobs are won and lost day in and day out on the practice field. This is embodied in the quarterback competition between senior John O’Korn and junior Wilton Speight, former roommates and best friends now locked in an intense battle for the starting job on the team. Even after Speight is named the starter in the hours leading up to the team’s first game, the feisty competition between the two continues to escalate with every passing day.

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"All we ask is everything you got!"

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Coach Don Brown is the leader of Michigan’s defensive unit, a fearsome bunch that finished third in the nation last season. He’s an incredible character and master motivator, the kind of coaching lifer who spews out a relentless string of F-bombs while screaming at the top of his lungs while also maximizing the potential of everyone who plays for him. He’s well-poised to be the breakout character of this series, giving both Bruce Boudreau and Al Swearengen a run for their money for the most creative cussing in modern pop culture history.

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"Will you please wear your retainer?"

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Rashan Gary, one of the most fearsome defensive linemen in all of college football, talking to his mother (who is still listed as "Mommy" in his cell phone). Photo: Amazon

Okay, this one isn’t something that the coaches frequently repeat, but it stood out to this viewer as one of the most important lessons of the whole series. As mentioned previously, prior seasons of All Or Nothing have focused on professional athletes, but these are college kids we’re talking about. It’s sometimes difficult to remember that the gladiators you watch take gridiron on Saturdays are, at the end of the day, 18 to 23-year-old college student-athletes, living in cramped, 200 sq. ft dorm rooms (with a roommate!) and trying to learn how to be men.

Take Rashan Gary, for instance. This 6 ft 5 inch, 281 lb defensive end is a first team All Big Ten player, one of the fastest and strongest players in all of college football, but one that still talks to his mom —she’s listed as “Mommy” on his iPhone— on an almost daily basis. She reminds him to wear his retainer, and as soon as he hangs up with her, it’s off to a study session with his academic counselor, who challenges him to sit in the first row of class instead of the back.

We, as fans, clap and cheer (and sometimes boo and hiss) these players for 3 hours for 11 Saturdays a year, but this show is a sobering reminder that these are real kids living real lives with real stakes, not just avatars of athletic prowess we view on our flatscreens from the comfort of our couches. That, dear reader, is the real lesson you’ll take away from watching this season of All Or Nothing: The Michigan Wolverines.

Watch All Or Nothing: The Michigan Wolverines on Amazon Prime