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10 Of The Hottest MILFs & DILFs In TV & Movie History

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Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft), The Graduate
There couldn't be a MILF list without the MILF that started it all, now could there? As the seductive Mrs. Robinson, Bancroft won our hearts with her perfect eyeliner feminine wiles. She's "the most attractive of all your parents' friends" - come on!
[Where to Stream The Graduate]

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Uncle Jesse (John Stamos), Full House
He may have started as an uncle, but as soon as we saw how cute he was with little Michelle, we knew that Jesse would make the perfect dad. When he finally did become a father, his way with the twins (and constant affection for his wife), only confirmed these DILF theories. Have mercy!
[Where to Stream Full House]

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Leticia (Halle Berry), Monster's Ball
Halle Berry may not play a happy mother in Monster's Ball, but the role did earn her an Oscar. Besides, come on, with all the raunchy scenes in this one, there's no denying she's a total MILF.
[Where to Stream Monster's Ball]

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Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum), The Lost World: Jurassic Park
It wouldn't be honest of me if I didn't include Jeff Goldblum on this list, so here we are. The first Jurassic Park movie may introduce us to a flirtatious bachelor, but its sequel shows us a Dr. Ian Malcolm willing to do anything to protect his daughter from the most devilish of dinosaurs. What's hotter than that?
[Where to Stream The Lost World: Jurassic Park]

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Vivien Harmon (Connie Britton), American Horror Story: Murder House
Connie Britton's iconic locks set her aside from every mom out there in any role she takes on, and American Horror Story is no exception. Even when she's screaming bloody murder and running away from some supernatural phenomenon, she's still a babe.
[Where to Stream American Horror Story]

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Nick Parker (Dennis Quaid), The Parent Trap
I know I'm not alone when I say my crush Lindsay Lohan's hot Parent Trap dad was extremely formative. How could anyone resist that sideways smile, the twinkle in his eye, that NAPA HOUSE AND VINEYARD?! Dennis Quaid is the ultimate DILF, unparalleled in looks, '90s style, and general life setup.
[Where to Stream The Parent Trap]

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Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey), Game of Thrones
Cersei may not be a model mother (fathering children by your brother, pushing a kid out of a window, and letting your son torture pretty much whoever he wants doesn't exactly win you Mother of the Year), but even her fiercest foes have to give her one thing: she's as smokin' as she is evil.
[Where to Stream Game of Thrones]

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Randall Pearson (Sterling K. Brown), This Is Us
Sterling K. Brown is just about everywhere these days, but watching him be a hot dad on This Is Us might just be our favorite role of his. He makes us laugh, he makes us cry, he makes us drool. Truly a DILF gift from above.
[Where to Stream This Is Us]

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Jane Gloriana Villenueva (Gina Rodriguez), Jane the Virgin
Jane may not have become a mother by choice (hello accidental artificial insemination!), but our favorite romance writer has embraced motherhood and made it look DAMN good. From her perfect ensembles to her steamy encounters with ideal partners (helloooo, Rafael Solano), there's never a question about Jane's qualifications as a young MILF.
[Where to Stream Jane the Virgin]

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Coach Taylor (Kyle Chandler), Friday Night Lights
Perhaps the quintessential TV dad, Kyle Chandler's Coach Taylor made us weak in the knees from the moment he first showed up on that football field. With aspirational hair and a command of every room he walks into, it's impossible not to fall for him. Who else can wear a headset and give a pep talk the way this man does?!
[Where to Stream Friday Night Lights]

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