The 13 Most WTF Sex Scenes in ‘American Horror Story’ History

If there's a sex scene with a famous ghost, it must be a Ryan Murphy show.

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American Horror Story: Murder House
The Couple: Moira and the Black Dahlia
That's right. Murder House's sometimes sexy, sometimes not, but always creepy maid once hooked up with the ghost of one of the most infamous murder victims in American history. Who said that Ryan Murphy shows weren't educational?
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Murder House]

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American Horror Story: Asylum
The Couple: Leo and Teresa
Their character names barely matter. What matters is that Adam Levine played a horny dude who had a fetish for hooking up in haunted places. We don't know what's creepier -- Levine's brutal murder or his hand lick before sex.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Asylum]

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American Horror Story: Coven
The Couple: Zoe and a garbage fraternity brother
Look, it's called American Horror Story for a reason. Season 3 started with a fraternity brother raping Emma Roberts' Madison at an out-of-control party. Zoe (Taissa Farmiga) extracted revenge in the one of the most eye-for-an-eye ways possible -- by having sex with the unconscious man with her deadly vagina.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Coven]

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American Horror Story: Coven
The Couple: Queenie and the minotaur
During a charged encounter with the minotaur, Queenie (Gabourey Sidibe) almost meets her maker. But she changes his mind, convincing him that they're both just animals looking for pleasure. Their horn-filled sexual encounter leaves Queenie deeply hurt but still alive.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Coven]

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American Horror Story: Coven
The Couple: Cordelia and Hank
Having sexytimes with your husband? Not that weird. Having sexytimes while surrounded by hatching snakes as part of a fertility ritual? Yep, that's the line.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Coven]

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American Horror Story: Freak Show
The Couple: Jimmy Darling and oh-so-many housewives
There are a lot of sympathy-inducing sex workers in AHS but Jimmy's (Evan Peters) story was one of the most tragic. Instead of finding companionship, the sweet Jimmy made his money by using his fused hand for the pleasure of housewives all over Florida.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Freak Show]

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American Horror Story: Freak Show
The Couple: Elsa and an unknown man
Wait, scratch that. Jessica Lange's Elsa takes the tragic cake. Before she was the leader of Freak Show, Elsa made her money as a dominatrix. But a snuff film gone wrong cost her the bottom halves of her legs.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Freak Show]

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American Horror Story: Freak Show
The Trio: Bette, Dot, and Chester
Look, we're all for Bette and Dot, Sarah Paulson's conjoined twins, getting some action. But did it have to be with a ventriloquist who liked to have his puppet watch? We don't know why Neil Patrick Harris playing said ventriloquist makes this situation worse, but it does.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Freak Show]

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American Horror Story: Hotel
The Couple: Gabriel and the Addiction Demon
This FX show has had some pretty graphic and explicit moments over the years. But a demon with a drill for a penis raping Max Greenfield? Yeah, that was too much.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Hotel]

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American Horror Story: Hotel
The Group: The Countess, Donovan, and a random couple
Do you remember when Lady Gaga and Matt Bomer had an orgy with some randos? And then they murdered the strangers and feasted on their blood? We sure do. Keep that in mind before you go see A Star Is Born.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Hotel]

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American Horror Story: Roanoke
The Couple: Scáthach and Matt
Welcome back to the list, Lady Gaga! This diva changed Season 6 drastically after her witchy character had sex with Cuba Gooding Jr.'s Matt. And you better believe his wife was watching the whole time.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Roanoke]

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American Horror Story: Cult
The Couple: Two random clowns
This isn't one of the most star-studded sex scenes, but it's still pretty crazy. While Sarah Paulson's chronically panicked Ally was having another episode in the grocery store, she saw two clowns having graphic sex. It's only later that she realized those clowns were real.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Cult]

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American Horror Story: Apocalypse
The Couple: Mr. Gallant and a man in the gimp suit
This one isn't really that shocking unless you know your AHS history. There's only one character known for mysteriously having sex with people in a gimp suit -- Evan Peters' Tate from Murder House. So there's a very real chance an Evan Peters character raped an Evan Peters character in the show's eighth season.
[Where to stream American Horror Story: Apocalypse/em>]

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