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13 Biggest Turkeys of 2018: Megyn Kelly, Pete Davidson, and More Epic Fails

Thanksgiving is commonly referred to as “Turkey Day,” as in the day Americans gather together to share a massive turkey dinner with family and friends. But the word turkey doesn’t just refer to a bird. In fact, the Dictionary.com definition of “turkey” extends to this blistering bit of slang:

  • a person or thing of little appeal; dud; loser.
  • a naive, stupid, or inept person.
  • a poor and unsuccessful theatrical production; flop.

This Thanksgiving, it’s time to acknowledge that 2018 gave us a lot of turkeys. I’m talking celebrities dumbly driving themselves into the jaws of disaster, movies that flopped big time at the box office, and shows that crashed and burned so badly we can’t even remember watching them at all.

Some of these turkeys involve the usual suspects. You know who I’m talking about. Megyn Kelly made news this year for her embarrassing marathon of gaffes, Roseanne messed up so badly she was killed off her own show, and Kanye wrecked himself by just being Kanye. However, there were some more surprising fails this year, too. The Star Wars franchise found itself dragged down to earth by the ho-hum Solo: A Star Wars Story and Hulu’s celebrated drama The Handmaid’s Tale alienated viewers with a maddening Season 2 finale.

Lest you think we’re just being mean, the truth is we’re rooting for these folks to rebound before the year is through. In fact, some folks on the list have already shown signs that they are willing to regroup and seize the rest of 2018. We’re just thankful that 2018 was better for us than it was for these 13 embarrassing turkeys.