Swing and a Miss: The 10 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Sex Scenes in Movie History

Sex scenes — if they’re done right, they can be an erotic and intimate look into another layer of a complicated character. If they’re not, prepare to scream in a bad way. And these will make you simultaneously scream as you guard your eyes in third-person shame.

A bad sex scene is so powerful it can turn a dramatic movie into a comedy. That’s exactly what most of the above scenes achieve. They’re all so horrendously bizarre, gross, and decidedly un-sexy they’re like watching a funhouse mirror versions of intimacy you can’t help but laugh at. Have you ever wanted to see a women seduce an animated duck in a bathrobe? What about a man incorporate flowers and belly rubs into a private encounter with the love of his life? What about butt biting? Does that make your steamy must-watch list?

No? Those things are awful? Too bad. All of these moments are already part of film history and we can’t erase them from our collective consciousness.

Whether you need a jarring adult break from the family-friendly happiness of the holiday season or you just hate yourself, we have you covered. Scroll through the best of the worst above and try not to gag. And remember. We warned you.