Natalie Portman Reveals Whether Mila Kunis or Ashton Kutcher Is a Better Kisser

It’s a question that’s plagued human existence since we first crawled out of the muck and onto land: who is a better kisser, Mila Kunis or Ashton Kutcher? And finally, we have an answer thanks to Natalie Portman and the ever helpful Andy Cohen.

In a segment on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, the only talk show on television where you can watch things happen live, Cohen played a little game called “Dish on a Star.” Now, I know all of your TV’s are broken and stuck on Bravo, so of course you know what “Dish on a Star” is… But in case not, it’s a revelatory new format where Cohen asks stars questions. That’s it.

Anyway, in the middle of the segment, Cohen asked Portman about working with Kutcher in No Strings Attached and Kunis in Black Swan.

“I’ve kissed them both,” Portman said, cutting Cohen off and jumping to the chase. “Yeah.”

Cohen naturally asked who the better kisser is, with Portman laughing, “Mila… Obviously.”

Whether she was joking or not remains to be seen, of course, particularly because the scene in Black Swan is a nightmare vision of reality. Though, arguably, so is all of No Strings Attached. Also important to note: acting is a job, and kissing scenes are usually well choreographed and no reflection of reality, with a kiss shot from multiple angles over the course of a full day. Still, in your face Kutcher, you suck.

He also asked Portman what she “really” though of Star Wars punching bag Jar-Jar Binks, which could be considered a little tone-deaf since voice actor and mo-cap performer Ahmed Best revealed back in July that after the critical and fan drubbing he received, he considered suicide. Portman took the question with aplomb, though, saying that Best is, “so talented, and so wonderful, and I was very angry that they said bad things about him.”

“Yeeeaaah,” said Cohen, before moving on to talk about Jude Law, whose kissing skills remain to be ranked.

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