Kevin Bacon Has Never Looked Hotter Than During His ‘SMILF’ Fingerbang Scene

Another SMILF episode, another incredible fantasy sequence. This week’s episode, titled “So Maybe I Look Feminine” found Bridgette (Frankie Shaw, who also pulled double duty as director on this ep) following Nelson (Samara Weaving) to a blow dry bar with the intention of confronting her about shush-ing her son Larry that morning. Instead, Bridgette embarks on the Basic Bitch fantasy adventure of a lifetime that culminates with quite a (finger) bang.

At the blow dry bar, Bridgette befriends a bachelorette (Ari Graynor), and in between discovering a new dating reality show on TV and learning a scotch tape eyeliner trick, Bridgette goes blonde. She ends up spending the bachelorette party day at a Pretty Woman-inspired polo match with the gals, but it’s after she stumbles into the woods to pee that the real excitement kicks in.

Bridgette helps herself to a carrot and wanders into the horse stables where she meets none other than Kevin Bacon and his horse Peggy. After just a few moments of conversation she asks, “Will you fingerbang me?” “Okay, good,” he agrees. “You want that too?” Bridgette asks. “Yeah, that’s exactly what I want,” Kevin Bacon confirms, becoming the new beacon for a man who is both powerful and consensual at the very same time.

“Just checking in, I’m gonna fingerbang you now, but not in front of Peggy because she’s sensitive,” he says before Bridgette lies down on a bale of hale. “Okay, I’m gonna go in right now. This is a good time?” he confirms once more before removing his glove so the ecstasy can begin and the show’s sexiest moment of the season so far is upon us.

Kevin Bacon is left nearly speechless from the brief experience, minus the “Whoa,” he mutters, but manages to follow it up with, “I think this is the best day of my life.” Us too, bro!

And while he’s due back out at the polo activities, the glimpses of him dancing that this episode also provides are just as hot as the hand stuff he’s performed moments ago. Honestly, he looks incredible in all the polo gear, complete with cool shades and a chill attitude. The scene is a fun surprise, as it’s super sexy while not being overly NSFW, and Bacon is simply a delight for being game for such a silly yet sensual scene. While Bridgette is granted the opportunity to share the exciting news with her new friends before snapping back to reality, we’ll just be over here rewinding that moment a few more times.

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