Scarlett Johansson Won’t Let Michael Che Near Colin Jost’s Bachelor Party

Sorry, Michael Che, but you’re not going to have any say whatsoever in Saturday Night Live co-star Colin Jost‘s upcoming bachelor party. On last night’s The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, bride-to-be Scarlett Johansson forbade Che from getting involved in her fiancé’s party saying that Che would probably throw it at the “Port Authority,” and that simply would not fly.

As you’ve probably heard, Avengers and Marriage Story star Scarlett Johansson is engaged to marry Saturday Night Live Weekend Update anchor Colin Jost. The last time that Jost and his Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che visited The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jost joked that he would give Che the task of planning the bachelor party party.

“Yeah, I gotta do it, man, because if you do it, it’s gonna be boring,” Che said. “It’ll be so boring. It’ll be definitely in the daytime and Scarlett will certainly be there.”

When Fallon asked Che to describe what he would plan, he said, “Something dirty.”

It seems that’s not going to fly with Johansson. Fallon brought up Jost and Che’s visit during his interview with the starlet last night, and she immediately shot it down. “Oh no, I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

“I feel like if he throws it, it’s going to be by the Port Authority, and it’s gonna be very local,” Johansson said, hinting at the Port Authority’s reputation for midtown dive bars and mess.

“That’s where it should be,” Fallon said.

“No! You can’t go! Michael is not throwing it!” Johansson said, “Is this a thing now?”

Scarlett, we think it’s a thing now.

Check out the video above for Johansson’s full conversation with Fallon (and to hear her very unique way of pronouncing “Port Authority”).

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