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Excuse me, Ashely Tisdale, Zac Efron would like a word. On Wednesday night, the former Disney star stopped by Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, where she was asked the most important question of the decade: between Zac Efron, Cole, and Dylan Sprouse, who would she shag, marry, and kill? In a massive surprise to everyone who has seen Efron shirtless, Tisdale chose to kill her High School Musical co-star, shag Cole, and marry Dylan. Girl, think long and hard before you give up these abs.
Watch What Happens Live host Andy Cohen is known to stir the pot, but it was actually a caller who prompted the Disney KFM game on Wednesday night. “My question is, marry, shag, kill: Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Zac Efron. And you can’t plead the fifth,” said the caller, keeping things PG for Bravo’s live audience. Tisdale laughed quietly to herself before dealing a potential blow to any High School Musical or Suite Life of Zack & Cody fans. “Are you kidding me?” asked the actress. “You picked twins and Zac?” She… does have a point.
“Yeah! Who do you shag?” asked Cohen, aware that Tisdale was going to need some prompting. “This is so brutal, man,” replied his guest with a laugh. “I would say, I would shag Cole Sprouse.” Tisdale then said that she would kill Efron (WHAT? Again, that body deserve a place on this Earth), leaving Dylan Sprouse as her lawfully wedded husband. “He’s such a good guy,” Tisdale said of her Suite Life co-star.
Obviously my opinion doesn’t really matter here because I’m not on Watch What Happens Live (I leave that to Decider’s own Lea Palmieri), but there is only one option in this scenario. You obviously (obviously!) fuck Zac Efron, marry Cole Sprouse — Lili Reinhart, I see you — and kill Dylan Sprouse. Sorry, Dylan, I don’t make the rules.
Watch Ashley Tisdale (incorrectly, but whatever) play Kill, Shag, Marry with her former Disney co-stars in the clip above.
