‘Below Deck Sailing Yacht’: Where Was Madison’s Bra Though?

Second stew Madison Stalker has proven with every episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht that she knows how to do the job, she knows how to drop funny one-liners, but with the latest episode, it turns out she doesn’t know where her bra is, though it’s most definitely not on her chest.

I’ve found her to be entertaining so far this season, and she seems to be working way more than she’s lounging or flirting or complaining, though chief stew Jenna might not agree with that assessment. Earlier in the episode, she said, “Madison’s running around constantly like she’s the most stressed, hardest working person on the boat. I think she loves to portray that image like, look how hard I’m working, I never stop moving! But are you just sprinting from one room to the next and that’s it? You’re just sprinting, you’re not actually doing something in the room that you’re sprinting to?”

As the new charter guests got settled into the yacht, Madison seemed to be instructed at the last minute by Jenna to board the tender and head to the beach to get ready for the picnic that would be happening later that evening. But she was really only sent, along with Ciara, to claim the space as the guests wouldn’t be dining for a few hours.

So the ladies decide to sit and relax and gossip instead of actually setting up or digging holes for the umbrellas as they pass the time. Sure, the mission wasn’t exactly urgent, but it maybe would’ve been in their best interests to just get set up and then chill? But there are bigger problems abreast, as they spent over 40 minutes chit-chatting before Madison realizes that she has no bra on! Wait, what?

It appeared that she had one on when she was “sprinting” and doing her work before and yes, her instructions to head to the beach were quick. But… how does one just forget she’s not wearing a bra at work? Maybe she was able to fit in a quick nap and took it off, who knows. But the main question I have in this scenario is…how? If she was running around the boat, wasn’t there some flopage happening that would remind her? Also, outside it was easily 90 degrees and boob sweat is REAL. It drips in the middle, it gathers underneath, and without a bra on, wouldn’t that cause the female equivalent of batwings? The concept sounds purely uncomfortable, but I suppose not as uncomfortable as having to set up a beach picnic on a rocky ass beach, so maybe that was taking up the majority of her thoughts at the moment? Ultimately, this drama, if you want to call it that, is funnier to think about than Parker not getting along with the deckhands or whatever the on/off scenario going on with the chef and the chief stew is and dear god let’s not get started on the lady that just likes to sniff her food, so here we are (or maybe just me!) worrying about where Madison’s bra is while she sits on a beach.

Of course, Jenna arrives and nothing is set up so she is quite pissed and not just because there are no oranges, limes, and lemons. “You need to put a bra on,” she tells Madison, saying in her interview, “Madison, I sent you here to make sure things are good to go and here we are, 30 minutes away from dinner, and it’s like, no bra, no shoes, no service.” So will she have to ride back to the boat to get the fruit and also put on a bra? We’ll be tuning in next week to find out if the garnishes and undergarments get to where they need to be going.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht airs Monday at 9pm ET/PT on Bravo. 

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