‘RHONY’ Queen Leah McSweeney Reveals She Once Peed On A Prince

In an episode of The Real Housewives of New York City where Ramona Singer both clogs a toilet and uses a breathalyzer as a fun dinner party toy, it’s amazing that there was an even more shocking thing that happened. But here we are, and what a place to be.

Leah McSweeney has already done a lot of things this season to admire: condemning tiki torches, putting on the best drunken displays this side of the Mississippi, and generally being an incredible addition to the series. But she really earned herself a crown with her latest admission on the show.

The ladies browsed around the market in preparation for one last fancy dinner at Dorinda’s Blue Stone Manor, set to cap off a real Berzerkshies trip for the books, with Ramona even delighting in sampling a cheese she called “orgasmic.” Upon learning that it’s from the Burgundy region of France, Sonja was sure to inform the sample-deliverer “That’s where my lover’s from,” in reference to Frenchie.

“Does he have any friends?” Leah asked.

“Oh, he has the most amazing, intellectual, jet set guys,” Sonja informed her. “You said you didn’t really like that prince that you met, but most of his friends are like royalty.”

“I just wanted to pee on him,” Leah replied of her royal romp. “He was actually very nice. I met him in Spain, we hung out for a week, he came to New York and I peed on him.” No need for a yada yada in this convo about a true golden shower.

“Literally?” Sonja wondered.

“Yeah, literally,” Leah told her with the nonchalance we’ve perhaps never witnessed on this show before.

“It’s not like I make a habit of peeing on people but you know, like, when am I gonna have a chance to pee on a prince again?” Leah offered in her interview.

“You’re talking about peeing on people right now?” Luann asked as she wandered over to what was clearly the most interesting conversation happening in that store.

“She peed on a prince,” Sonja confirmed.

“On a prince? Oh, I haven’t peed on a prince,” Luann told her, in the same tone you’d tell someone you’ve never been to Cleveland before.

Leah tries to interject with, “Listen, when you’re in a hot shower,” but these ladies don’t need the details, with Sonja already deeming it “good clean fun” (is it?!). Leah asks that they “don’t judge” her but, hello. Look at your audience here, lady! “I don’t judge anything,” Sonja tells her.

“We’re ready to give you a trophy!” Luann announces.

In her interview, Sonja also reveals, “I have other ideas, you know, what I’d like to do with a prince,” as her eyes widen.

Every new episode with Leah is a revelation but this one is on another level. Her open, honest, no-BS words of wisdom are just what this show (and maybe even a few showers) needed.

The Real Housewives of New York City airs Thursday at 9pm ET/PT on Bravo. 

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