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Last night on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, the HBO host coined Donald Trump being airlifted to Walter Reed Hospital for COVID-19 treatment unavailable to the public as “wealthcare.” The late night comedian also poked fun at CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom call.
Maher joked that there will be a slew of new words added to the dictionary after 2020 is over, from “wealthcare” as described above to “toobin” for masturbating during a Zoom call and “funny-boning” to describe the act of bumping elbows instead of shaking hands. You can check out the clip above.
Earlier in the show, on yet another political tear, Maher also compared Democrats trying to vote to an obstacle course competition series “where a contestant has to get across a terrain of giant bouncy balls and slippery balance beams and swing on friggin’ ropes like Tarzan.”
“It occurred to me while watching this, watching Ricardo lose his grip on a foam roller, that this is exactly what our voting system has turned into. It’s American Ninja — Democracy Edition… Try to move forward without getting knocked off the voter rolls!” said the current events pundit.
“For people who say both parties are basically the same, voter suppression is the starkest example that’s not true. This is 100% a Republican thing. They know their policies aren’t as popular, so they catch up with an effective, time-tested political tactic called cheating. I can’t make you vote for me but maybe I can keep you from voting for the other guy.”
Maher also railed on Rudy Giuliani, who was most recently seen “tucking in his shirt” on a bed in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm as well as attempting to push a new Biden conspiracy theory that was proven false. “Because that’s who you want looking into high-tech corruption in the former Soviet Union. Someone who can get fooled by Borat?”
Giuliani “claims he works for Trump for free,” said Maher, “never takes any money. His only compensation is he gets to eat the flies that land on Mike Pence’s head.”
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