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There’s a reason why The Office leaving Netflix was such a big deal. The Office is one of those rare comedies that does just about everything right. The jokes are sharp and accessible and yet the show is never afraid to get deep and make you feel for its characters. But even if you’re the most devoted Office fan around, there’s a side to Greg Daniels’ beloved show that you’ve never seen — until now.

Welcome to the rich and wonderful world of The Office Superfan episodes. Thanks to Peacock, viewers can now watch the unedited versions of some of their favorite episodes. And we’re not just talking about some DVD extras brought to streaming. Peacock Premium is offering viewers versions of their favorite show they have never seen before. At the moment these extended editions are only available for Season 3, but there are plans for the streaming service to expand them to include all 201 episodes.

Wondering what excellent jokes you’ve been missing out on? We have you covered. In no particular order, here are some of the absolute funniest moments from The Office you’ve probably never seen before. Start scrolling and memorizing them now. You don’t want to be the only one in your friend group out of the loop.

1

Michael Being Worldly

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Season 3, Episode 1 “Gay Witch Hunt”

After finding out that Oscar is gay, Michael (Steve Carell) takes a moment to appreciate how tolerant he is. It goes over about as well as you expect.

Michael: I’m a worldly person. I know every kind of person you can think of, really, but I’ve never known a gay. Or anyone from the South. Or anyone from Rhode Island.

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2

Dwight in Mourning

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Season 3, Episode 4 “Grief Counseling”

After learning about the decapitation of their former boss, Ed Truck, Dwight (Rainn Wilson) takes it upon himself to make an office announcement.

Dwight: Attention everyone. As you know Ed Truck is dead. If you have any contact information on Rolodex files or on Microsoft Outlook, remove it now. Also, if you have any photographs Pam will make her shredder available during lunch. That is all.

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3

Dwight Almost Murders Ryan

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Season 3, Episode 5 “Initiation”

Remember how Dwight took Ryan (B.J Novak) out on his first sales call? Yeah, it turns out Ryan wasn’t he only one worried about his safety. During this scene, Dwight brings Ryan into Michael’s office before they leave.

Dwight: Take a good look at this boy.
Michael: I always do.
Dwight: Because you are never going to see him again.
Michael: If you lay a finger —
Dwight: Today is Ryan’s first sales call, and I am bringing this boy home a full-grown man.

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4

Ryan's Greatest Fear

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Season 3, Episode 7 “Branch Closing”

After everyone learns that the Scranton branch may be closing panic ensues. But Ryan has a bigger concern.

Ryan: Yeah, I’m upset that the branch is closing. But I am freaking out over how Michael is going to say goodbye to me.

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5

Dwight Reveals What It Takes to be a Good Mom

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Season 3, Episode 9 “The Convict”

In the early days after the Stamford-Scranton merger, Hannah brings her baby into the office. Naturally, Dwight has opinions.

Dwight: It’s not easy being a mother. You have to have a lot of skills. Can you make a stew that feeds 12? Can you run a schoolhouse?

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6

Ryan's Second Greatest Fear

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Season 3, Episode 9 “The Convict”

Do you know who Hannah’s baby also effects? Ryan and Kelly (Mindy Kaling). As Kelly keeps hugging the baby and smiling at her boyfriend, Ryan drops this little factoid on camera.

Ryan: Yeah, babies are cute. Do you know what’s not cute? The fact that Kelly forgets to take her birth control pills on purpose.

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7

Kelly and Ryan's Saddest Breakup

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Season 3, Episodes 10 and 11 “A Benihana Christmas Part 1 and Part 2”

Let’s set the stage. It’s Christmastime. Ryan has given his on-again, off-again girlfriend Kelly a Christmas present. Kelly has chewed Ryan out for being a jerk to her and has accidentally thrown his present away. It’s while she’s literally digging in a dumpster that this romantic conversation happens.

Ryan: Are you having fun in this relationship?
Kelly: Sometimes!
Ryan: Sometimes I look at us and I think —
Kelly: Don’t dump me while I’m in the dumpster!

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8

'The Office' Took a Page from 'Arrested Development'

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Season 3, Episodes 10 and 11 “A Benihana Christmas Part 1 and Part 2”

Did you know that Arrested Development wasn’t the only 2000s sitcom to have a gag that involved a dead bird, a fridge, and a note? In a deleted scene Pam finds the goose Dwight hit with his car crammed into the office fridge. Hanging on its feathers is a note that reads “Dwight.”

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9

Stanley Bides His Time

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Season 3, Episode 12 “Back from Vacation”

We all know how Michael’s vacation went. After taking his boss Jan (Melora Hardin) to Sandals, he accidentally sent a picture to his coworkers of Jan shirtless. Oops. It’s while waiting for Jan to show up that Stanley (Leslie David Baker) delivers this gem, margarita in hand.

Stanley: I wouldn’t come, but I know Jan is showing up soon. And I don’t want to miss the show.

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10

Phyllis Shares Her True Thoughts on Stanley

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Season 3, Episode 12 “Back from Vacation”

Remember how Michael accidentally shorted Stanley on his bonus? The extended episode shows that Stanley took his vow to not do any more work until his pay had been corrected to heart. That inspired this great moment from Phyllis (Phyllis Smith).

Phyllis: Yeah, I really like Stanley, but I’m not sure if he likes me. I guess that’s okay… [lowers voice] because I don’t really like him.

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11

Pam Being Bougie

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Season 3, Episode 13 “Traveling Salesman”

It’s truly a shame that “Traveling Salesman” had to be edited for time because it includes some of the best scenes that never made it to air. After Dwight covers for her work mistake, Angela (Angela Kinsey) is in a rare good mood. She asks to get coffee with Pam (Jenna Fischer). While Pam is collecting coffee orders from the office, that’s when she’s torn to shreds by Creed (Creed Bratton) and Meredith (Kate Flannery).

Pam: Hey guys, going on a latte run. You want something?
Meredith: Please. I wouldn’t spend four dollars on milk for my kid. And I’m a mother.
Pam: That’s unfortunate.
Creed: Nothing for me, Miss Paris Hilton. I have a mortgage to pay.
Pam: OK. I make less than both of you.

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12

Dwight Questions Leadership

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Season 3, Episode 17 “Business School”

While Michael is out of the office, Jim (John Krasinski) is put in charge. Naturally, that rubs Dwight the wrong way.

Dwight: What is a leader? I asked Jim that, and he said he had never heard the word before. He said he knew the word ladder. What an ignoramus.

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13

Angela's Prayers Come True

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Season 3, Episode 17 “Business School”

Do you know what happened in that same episode? Meredith was trapped in a workplace bathroom with a bat, which was surprising to everyone. Everyone expect Angela.

Kelly: Hope she’s OK!
Angela: Just goes to show the power of prayer.
Kelly: You prayed for this?
Angela: In a general sense.

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14

Toby Stands Up to Ryan

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Season 3, Episode 18 “Cocktails”

Ryan, Kelly, and Toby (Paul Lieberstein) try to decide if they’re going to an after work happy hour. And while they’re talking Ryan makes a sneaky request.

Ryan: Hey, are you going to Poor Richard’s?
Toby: I don’t know. You?
Ryan: Maybe.
Kelly: I’m going and both are you. We’re all going.
Ryan [whispering]: Hey, isn’t there some rule against inter-office dating?
Toby: I am not doing your dirty work for you.

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15

Andy Encourages Michael the Wrong Way

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Season 3, Episode 20 “Safety Training”

Remember how Michael climbed up to the top of Dunder Mifflin to demonstrate the harms of depression? While everyone was trying to talk him down using a megaphone, apparently Andy (Ed Helms) took a turn.

Andy: Let me borrow that chief. Michael, you don’t have to prove anything to anyone but yourself. So don’t jump just to prove anything to us. OK? That said, if you need to prove something to yourself, you should jump.
Jim: Oh!
Andy: Up to you.
Jim: No no no!
Andy: If you do jump, I want you to reach for the sky.
Pam: Hey!
Andy: Grab a comet! Kiss the moon! Kiss it!

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16

Phyllis Shares Her List

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Season 3, Episode 23 “Beach Games”

While Dwight, Andy, Stanley, and Jim all fought to be the new regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, Phyllis weighed in on her favorite candidate.

Phyllis: I think Jim would be a good boss. Plus, he’s eye candy. It’s OK, Bob Vance knows he’s on my list. George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jim, and that British guy who got in trouble with the prostitutes.

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17

Michael Finally Tells Toby the Truth

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Season 3, Episodes 24 and 25 “The Job Part 1 and Part 2”

During “Beach Games”, Pam finally told her coworkers what was really on her mind. Apparently her brutal honesty spoke to Michael.

Michael: You know what? There’s something I want to say to you that I’ve never said to you before. Pam has actually inspired me to just say the truth. I hate your guts.
Toby: I know.
Michael: Wow. That felt so good to say. What a relief.

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18

Supreme Court Justice Dwight Schrute

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Season 3, Episodes 24 and 25 “The Job Part 1 and Part 2”

Before Michael goes to his job interview in New York he gives Dwight the branch. Angela has some choice words for her new boss after he sits in Michael’s chair. And you better believe they’re accompanied by a lot of weird, lustful sighing.

Dwight: How do I look?
Angela: Like Antonin Scalia.

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19

Michael Accepts His Fate

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Season 3, Episodes 24 and 25 “The Job Part 1 and Part 2”

After driving to New York several times and almost taking his girlfriend’s job, Michael returns to be the boss of Scranton. But his return speech is a little less than uplifting.

Michael: I’m back. And I’m never ever going to leave. I’m going nowhere.

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