Stream It Or Skip It: ‘Queen Bees’ On VOD, A Rom-Com Meets ‘Mean Girls’ In A Senior Community

When you think Ellen Burstyn, James Caan, Jane Curtin, Christopher Lloyd, Ann-Margret, and Loretta Devine, you probably picture their most iconic screen and stage moments from decades ago. In Queen Bees, now available on demand, this group of legends comes together in their 70s and 80s for a sugary-sweet comedy where mean girls run the halls of a senior community and it’s never too late to find love.

QUEEN BEES: STREAM IT OR SKIP IT?

The Gist: Helen (Ellen Burstyn) is sick of being sent brochures for senior living community Pine Grove. When we first meet her, she’s giving a staff member a piece of her mind over the phone, telling them to stop wasting paper on trying to convince her to move there. She’s content living in her family home alone, enjoying tea time with her grandson Peter (Matthew Barnes) and savoring her independence. When she locks herself out and inadvertently starts a house fire, however, Helen is forced to move into Pine Grove while repairs are done – a move she insists is only temporary.

While she is initially against the move, it seems like a better option than staying with her daughter Laura (Lost‘s Elizabeth Mitchell), as things have been tense between them for some time. Helen soon finds that Pine Grove isn’t as pleasant as one might guess, thanks to the “queen b’s”, a trio of women – Janet (Jane Curtin), Margot (Ann-Margret), and Sally (Loretta Devine) who run the halls of the community. While Helen adjusts to this new social hierarchy, she’s also being courted by the charming Dan (James Caan), who seems to know all the right things to say. Things may be difficult at first, but Queen Bees tells us it’s never too late – never too late to be kind, to open your heart to new experiences, to fall in love, to let the past go.

What Movies Will It Remind You Of?: Queen Bees may bring to mind films like The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, Hope Springs, Then Came You, and even Book Club on occasion. And yes, the Mean Girls inspiration is made quite obvious, even if there isn’t much follow through. Queen Bees feels like a made-for-TV movie, so it will appeal to the lovers of Hallmark romances.

Performance Worth Watching: The entire ensemble delivers some charming performances, but I was most won over by Loretta Devine as Sally. She’s the first to appear at Helen’s doorstep with an olive branch, brushing off Janet’s bitchiness and imbuing every one of her interactions with warmth and a sense of humor. A standout moment comes when she asks Helen to get stoned after finding out some tragic news, and it’s so fun to watch Devine and Burstyn play off one another as they smoke in bed. Devine has one of those eternally dazzling screen presences.

Memorable Dialogue: A lot of the dialogue in Queen Bees is cheeseball, but I was tickled by this exchange between Helen and Sally: “This isn’t high school,” says Helen. “You’re right!” replies Sally. “It’s worse. High school, we graduate. Here, we die.”

Sex and Skin: There are some references to some of Arthur’s sexual stamina and his evenings with many a lady at Pine Grove, but not much else.

Our Take: Queen Bees, for all its clichés and predictability, charmed me. Maybe it’s because I have a soft spot for all of the performers, or because I’m a sucker for films about the elderly living their best lives (there need to be more!). Or maybe it’s just because films that are overly sentimental, well-intentioned, and feel like they’re made for TV are what the heart wants sometimes. You’ll likely be surprised by nothing in Queen Bees‘s hour and 40 minutes, but who watches these kinds of movies to be surprised? We’re here for a balm of sorts, a journey that may pull out a few tears but is mainly here to warm our hearts and give us some peace of mind in this wild world of dark thrillers and loud action flicks. And that’s exactly what Queen Bees delivers.

With its corny score and formulaic script, Queen Bees could easily be written off had the cast been full of nobodies. It is a pretty forgettable story, and the film’s direction isn’t much better. But this is *the* cast! I mean, James Caan alone is enough to sell you. And none of them phone it in, either. They all are incredibly game for the entire story, giving as much to Queen Bees as they might give to The Godfather or The Exorcist. (Okay, maybe not that level, but they’re still fantastic). Moments that may otherwise have faded into the rest of the film’s syrupy story are elevated to a place that’s genuinely moving; I got a little misty when Margot finally got a peek into Arthur’s apartment, and when mother and daughter reconciled and had a good ol’ cathartic cry. Without this cast, it might have been eye-roll inducing, but they truly make it watchable. Queen Bees may not stay on the brain long past the time the credits roll, but it’s pleasant enough to warrant almost two hours of your time. It’s just that soothing!

Our Call: STREAM IT… if you’re into this sort of thing. Queen Bees may be too saccharine for its own good, but it is saved by lovely, convincing performances from an all-star cast.

Jade Budowski is a freelance writer with a knack for ruining punchlines, hogging the mic at karaoke, and thirst-tweeting. Follow her on Twitter: @jadebudowski.

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