‘Ozark’ Is Getting Its Own Line of Funko Pop!s [Exclusive]

Funko is about to immortalize another batch of lovable criminals, as Decider can exclusively reveal that Funko will release a run of Ozark figures. Say hello to tiny, desk-sized versions of Marty, Wendy, and the one and only Ruth Langmore.

It’s fitting that Ozark would be honored with a  collection of Pop! figurines this year, because 2022 has been a huge one for fans of the Netflix thriller. January marked the first half of the money laundering drama’s final season. The series then saw its bloody conclusion in April. This excellent crime drama may be over, but it can live on in your office or house.

“On the run from a money-laundering scheme gone wrong, Marty is looking for safe haven in your collection of Ozark,” the product description for Marty reads. “Help Pop! Marty Byrde escape by adding him to your shelves today. Vinyl figure is approximately 4.15-inches tall.”

Somehow, Funko has managed to capture Marty’s (Jason Bateman) entire vibe without even giving him a mouth. There’s the messenger bag that means all business, the flannel button down and shoes that are an unsuccessful attempt to look casual, and — of course — the eyebrows. You can’t have Marty Byrde without some contemplative eyebrows that make him look like he’s somewhere between solving a math problem and processing how disappointed he is. There’s even some money peaking out from his bag. It’s a sloppy move Marty would never approve of, but it sure is cute:

Next up is Wendy (Laura Linney), and she’s in full schmoozing mode. Note the conservative but fashionable dress, the sensible heels, the wine glass. This isn’t full-blown political Wendy. It’s Wendy when she’s trying to turn an unassuming lunch into a business deal. Specifically, it looks like the dress the real Wendy wore in Season 3’s “Civil Union”, one of the first times Wendy started to get closer to Omar Navarro (Felix Solis):

Last but never least is Ruth (Julia Garner). Just like with Wendy, Ruth is sporting an outfit that’s marks an important moment for her in the series. But unlike Wendy, it’s a sad one. The real Ruth wore a jacket and carried headphones that look just like the ones her Pop! is sporting during Season 4’s “The Cousin of Death.” That was when she shot Javi (Alfonso Herrera) for murdering her beloved cousin, Wyatt (Charlie Tahan):

Each of these figures costs $12, and you can pre-order them on Walmart’s site right now. Who knew that money laundering and murder could look this adorable?