‘RHUGT 3’ Trailer Teases Hospital Visits, Awkward Massages and Explosive Fights: “You Guys Just Gave Me My Period”

We’ve been so busy with the Brandi Glanville/Caroline Manzo gossip surrounding The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 4, we almost completely forgot that the third season didn’t even come out yet. And in case you’re like me and needed a reminder, Peacock finally released the first trailer for the upcoming installment of the hit reality series.

Contrary to The Real Housewives of New York City alum Leah McSweeney saying, “Eight housewives in a foreign country. What could go wrong?” there certainly appears to be no shortage of drama as the ladies make their way to Thailand.

The new season stars Candiace Dillard Bassett and Gizelle Bryant of The Real Housewives of Potomac, Alexia Nepola and Marysol Patton of The Real Housewives of Miami, Heather Gay and Whitney Rose of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Porsha Williams of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Leah.

While the trailer starts with high hopes as the ladies bounce around Thailand, meeting elephants and receiving some too-close-for-comfort massages, things take a turn as we get a little teaser on the more explosive moments the new season has to offer — including one housewife, who seemingly ends up in a hospital bed.

With Leah and Porsha appearing to get into it on one occasion, Marisol accuses Alexia of telling everyone she has a “fake marriage” on another — something the RHOM star fires back with, “Your brain is, like, fried.” Good one, Alexia.

Meanwhile, the RHOA costars find themselves yelling at each other across the table in true housewife fashion. As Candiace slams Gizelle for believing a statement from a “raggedy ass hoe,” Gizelle tells her, “You’re acting like I didn’t ride for you!”

As for the RHOSLC ladies? Well, they’re just commenting on what we really want to know more about — Jen Shah‘s legal issues. Regarding the situation, Heather tells the ladies, “[Jen] either lied to me five minutes before she went into the courtroom or she lied to the judge.”

At the end of the trailer, after Leah expresses her fears that one of the ladies might put drugs in her bag and try to frame her, she tells the group, “You guys just gave me my period, thank you.”

“Who gets a period anymore?” Marysol, who was sipping out of a bedazzled martini glass, asked in her confessional. “That’s so 1980.”

Whatever we are going to witness, it is sure to be a shit show — in the most entertaining way possible.

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 3 premieres on March 23 on Peacock. Check out the full trailer above.