Khloé Kardashian Jokes About Her Daddy Issues in ‘The Kardashians’: “One’s Dead and One Turned Into a Girl”

Things between Khloé Kardashian and 365 Days star Michele Morrone may not have gone further than one conversation at Kim Kardashian‘s Dolce & Gabbana fashion show, but the reality star was certainly taken aback by her meeting with the hunky actor. Following their brief chat, Khloé revealed what exactly they talked about, leading her to poke fun at her anything-but-vanilla life.

After Morrone posted a photo of the two of them snuggling up at the Milan fashion show, Khloé — who had no idea who he was before their meeting — joked that the internet’s romance rumors are “better than the narrative” she’s been living.

“He’s a very handsome man but I had no idea who he was,” she admitted.

The Good American founder — who welcomed her second child via surrogate last year with Tristan Thompson — told Kris Jenner and her entourage that she bonded with Morrone over having two children. When he said she looked “great” for having an infant, she confessed that she had used a surrogate, which she called “so fucking weird.”

“He was like, ‘Oh my god, I love you because you’re so not PC,'” she recalled. “He thinks I’m nuts. It’s too easy to make people uncomfortable.”

She then took the opportunity to poke fun at her personal life — including her biological father Robert Kardashian’s death, her step-father Caitlyn Jenner‘s transition to a woman, and the downfall of her marriage with Lamar Odom.

“So how’s your dad? Which one? One’s dead and one turned into a girl,” she quipped. “Why’d you get a divorce? Oh, I found him in a brothel.”

Khloé added, “I can go on and on. I’m just gonna start making up different stories. You can’t come up with better than what the truth is. That’s why it’s funny.”

At least her sense of humor is still intact!

New episodes of The Kardashians air on Thursdays on Hulu.