‘RHOC’ Stars Share Wild, NSFW Confessionals Suggesting Comparing Husbands’ Penises in “Penis Contest” After Rumors Fly About Gina Kirschenheiter’s Boyfriend’s “Lovely Sized Penis”

The latest episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County is titled “Pumpkins & Paparazzi” — however, we think it would have been more appropriate to call it “Pumpkins & Paparazzi & Penises” in light of the group’s NSFW confessionals about their spouses’ members.

At Taylor Armstrong‘s pumpkin-carving party, it comes up that Shannon Beador was talking smack about Gina Kirschenheiter at her fiesta in last week’s episode after the latter opted to sit the dinner out. At the time, the reality star claimed that Kirschenheiter was going to be arrested following her 2019 DUI and that Child Protective Services was going to get involved.

“I have put my children before fucking everything so to insinuate the authorities would remove my children — that they would see me as an unfit parent — is fucked up,” Kirschenheiter says in her confessional on tonight’s episode while denying Beador’s allegations.

Moreover, Beador claimed last week that she knew things about Kirschenheiter’s boyfriend Travis Mullen. Despite saying she doesn’t want to “hear anything about anyone’s relationship” — especially since hers has been a hot topic among the group — Tamra Judge brings up an off-color comment she made several weeks earlier about Mullen’s allegedly underwhelming penis size.

The rumor — which Beador says she heard from a “random” person when they first started dating — ultimately leads to a series of strange confessional interviews from the ladies.

“Jesus, let’s just line all the men up and have a little penis contest — big penis contest,” Armstrong suggests, while Kirschenheiter — who says Beador’s dig “reeks of desperation” —assures, “Travis has a lovely sized penis.”

Meanwhile, Emily Simpson — who jokes earlier in the episode that her husband, Shane, would fit in her side-car while motorcycle shopping — adds, “Shane has a large penis too, I would just like to throw that out there. It’s not a side-car-sized penis.”

Even Jennifer Pedranti confirms that her man, Ryan Boyajian —  whose habits of sending dick pics to the wrong people have been a frequent conversation — is also packing.

“The whole world gets dick picks from Ryan,” she quips. “No questions there.”

The Real Housewives of Orange County airs on Wednesday nights at 8/7c on Bravo. New episodes are available to stream the next day on Peacock.