‘All Star Shore’ Season 2 Exclusive Cold Open Features Wild Parties, Epic Games, And ‘Jersey Shore’ Star Vinny Guadagnino’s Boner

All Star Shore, MTV’s hit global competition show, is back for Season 2 and wilder than ever! Narrated by Jersey Shore icon Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, the series features 12 reality stars from some of television’s most beloved series – including Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore, FBoy Island, and Too Hot To Handle – as they gather for a wild vacation at the ultimate shore house on an island off of Cartagena, Colombia, to compete in assortment of epic party-style challenges for a chance to win $150,000.

Angelina Pivarnick represented the Jersey Shore crew in All Star Shore‘s inaugural season, but Vinny Guadagnino is picking up the mantle in the All Star Shore Season 2 cast. “I am here to win, and I am here to redeem the shore,” he tells the cameras emphatically at the start of the cold open. As competitors from the “shore” corners of the globe (Newcastle-Upon-Tyne! Rio! Acapulco! Warsaw!) come together, a few contestants look a little intimidated by the competition. “If partying was a religion, these guys would all be priests,” a stunned Too Hot To Handle star Chase Demoor reveals in his on-camera confessional.

Narrator Nicole Polizzi teases the players have come to “get loaded, get laid, and get paid.” Her observation couldn’t be more accurate. From the get-go, players flirt, party, and even take advantage of the “sexile” room. Also included are the “most over the top party games” –complete with oversized wine glasses, a giant toilet, and even cows. Inevitably, the players think about what they could do with the prize money. “It’s 150 grand. That money’s gonna change my son’s life,” Geordie Shore star Chantelle Connelly tells her fellow competitors.

Even though there is life-changing money at stake, the contestants soon relax and do what they do best – party all night and try to find love. As Guadagnino cuddles with Fboy Island star Tamaris Sepulveda in a hammock, he reveals, “I can’t get up, I have a boner.” And she finds that endearing! As a montage of fighting, taking shots, and wild antics close out the cold open, Polizzi, in a voice-over, advises viewers to “grab a drink ’cause you’re gonna need it.” Listen to Polizzi’s sage advice and tune in to the premiere of All Star Shore next Thursday, September 21 at 9 PM on MTV.