Kelly Ripa Makes Mark Consuelos “Lightheaded” With NSFW Description Of Her Body On ‘Live’: “Nipples That Have Nursed Three Kids And Now Need To Be Rolled Up”

Kelly Ripa is baring all. On this morning’s episode of Live with Kelly and Mark, the longtime co-host gave a graphic description of what her breasts look like, leaving Mark Consuelos “lightheaded.”

During the opening chat, Ripa read an article discussing how often one should wash their bra. While some even questioned why they should ever put their undergarments in a laundry machine, the All My Children alum explained why she washes hers every day.

“When you have bras that are essentially pecks that you’re just trying to attach a microphone to — which is what I’ve got going on here — I wash my bras as I would an undershirt, which is every wear,” she said. “I wear it and then I launder it because let’s face it, there’s nothing exotic going on in here, there’s no fancy lace, there’s no underwire, there’s no support mechanism that one might need, say, if they had actual breasts.”

Ripa continued, “What I have — and I say this with pride — are nipples that have nursed three kids and now need to be rolled up and tucked into this thing I use to hold my mic on my back. If I didn’t have to wear a microphone, chances are this would be a very National Geographic type of program.”

As Ripa continued her NSFW rant, Consuelos sat back and smiled, prompting her to check on his well-being.

“You OK? Are you feeling lightheaded?” she asked her husband, to which he replied, “Yeah. No, I floated away there for a little bit.”

The Riverdale alum was thrown for a further loop when Ripa claimed it’s been a while since he’s seen her without a bra on. When he reminded her who he was — not just her co-host, but her husband — she admitted that any glimpse he gets of her naked body is “very carefully orchestrated.”

“Even when you think it’s just an accident, there are no accidents in this world. It’s much worse than you think,” Ripa said of her body, while Consuelos replied, “I think it’s perfect.”

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