Scott Disick’s Flirting With Khloé Kardashian Makes Kris Jenner Think He Has A “Crush” On Her: “Everyone Has A Crush On Khloé”

Eight years after Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick ended their relationship, Kris Jenner is asking “the question everybody wants to know”: is Scott dating again? And what kind of lady is he looking for?

On the most recent episode of The Kardashians, titled “London Here We Come,” Kris and Khloé Kardashian grill the reality star about his love life, which sounds pretty non-existent.

“I’ve been too focused on my kids and me,” he tells them, before confirming that he’s “lonely” and joking that he goes out to “strip clubs” to mingle among the masses.

If there’s one thing we do learn, it’s that Scott and Khloé have come a long way since she slapped him across the face back in 2009. When Kris asks what the “perfect girl” looks like on paper, he turns to Khloé and says, “How tall are you?”

“I think Scott probably has a crush on Khloé,” Kris speculates in her confessional. “Listen, I have a crush on Khloé. Everyone has a crush on Khloé. The cameramen all have a crush on Khloé. [Audio supervisor] Paxy has a crush on Khloé. If we could just find somebody who comes close, we know what he’s looking for.”

Back at the kitchen table, the Flip It Like Disick star continues to praise his former sister-in-law.

“She’s funny, she’s kind, she’s sweet, she’s cute. She’s got all the characteristics I want, that’s what I’m saying,” he clarifies. “Obviously, I would never look at Khloé sexually. I make jokes like that.”

Scott adds, “I just need somebody who doesn’t give up on somebody. Because I have been through a lot of different things. I definitely know I’m not easy and I’m not perfect.”

Meanwhile, Khloé and Kris put their matchmaking skills to the test as they interview a handful of women to set Scott up on a date with. While he is ultimately put off by his date’s lack of heartbreaks, trauma, depression and long-term relationships, he says he’s happy that he got out of his comfort zone and went out with a “sweet” girl who had “great energy.”

“I can probably pull some strings and get you on The Bachelor if you want to meet 30 girls on the same night,” Kris suggests after the date, to which he replies, “I do not want to do that. That sounds like a nightmare — or like a bad porno.”

At least she tried!

New episodes of The Kardashians air every Thursday on Hulu.