‘The Real Housewives Of Dubai’ Season 2 Taglines Are Finally Here — And They’re Bringing The Shade

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We are less than a week away from the Season 2 premiere of The Real Housewives of Dubai — and Bravo has finally released the long-awaited taglines for this fabulous bunch of Bravolebrities.

Don’t get it twisted. Caroline Stanbury might be married to someone nearly two decades younger than her, but age is just a number. “The only thing old about me darling is my money,” the British reality star says in her tagline.

While the Dubai ladies are known for showing off their luxuries, Sara Al Madani is searching for hers in places other than her wallet. “In the land of excess, I find my riches within,” the motivational speaker says.

Caroline Brooks, on the other hand, took her opportunity to shout out her new salon, The Glass House, because … hey! … there’s nothing wrong with free promo! “I may be building glass houses, but you’ll never see me crack,” she says in her tagline.

Last season, we saw Lesa Milan pouring chunks of ice into her pool to help combat the Dubai heat. But this season, designer glasses aren’t the only things providing shade. “The desert might be hot, but I always find the shade,” Milan says.

Meanwhile, fan-favorite Chanel Ayan, who oozes confidence and likability, gave a brutally honest one-liner in her tagline. “If you’re jealous of me, that’s okay honey — I would be, too,” she says. While it’s unclear who she might be referring to, the Season 2 trailer does hint that there will be a blowout fight between Ayan and her BFF, Milan. Perhaps over Ayan’s newfound friendship with Stanbury? We’ll just have to see!

But that’s not all. Season 1 star Nina Ali might not be coming back, but her replacement Taleen Marie Khanoyan is promising to stay calm in a world of chaos. “Take it from me, if you know how to stay chill, you’ll never get burned,” she says in her tagline.

The Real Housewives of Dubai Season 2 premieres on Sunday, June 2 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on Bravo. Beginning Tuesday, June 11, the series will move to its regular timeslot of Tuesdays at 9 p.m. ET/PT.