sorry for being so weird it’s my first time being alive
(via twinkluffy)
Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum
(via gojos-eyedrops)
die girlies reading this 🥰
oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies
(via gojos-eyedrops)
social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking “they probably don’t include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this”
(via gojos-eyedrops)
this next cup of coffee will fix me
im worse now
(via skygenders)