Spleen FAQ

The alt.spleen FAQ covers spleen care, maintenance, entertainment, sport, history, music and pop culture, and many other spleen-related topics.

This official alt.spleen FAQ was compiled and written by Andrew Stellman with numerous contributions by others.

Andrew says: NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY MAIL TO ME REQUESTING MEDICAL ADVICE! I AM NOT A DOCTOR, AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANY USEFUL INFORMATION.

01 What is the purpose of alt.spleen?: spleen FAQ: 01 What is the purpose of alt.spleen?

02 Can I vent my spleen on alt.spleen?: spleen FAQ: 02 Can I vent my spleen on alt.spleen?

03 Are these questions REALLY frequently asked?: spleen FAQ: 03 Are these questions REALLY frequently asked?

04 Is this the only FAQ?: spleen FAQ: 04 Is this the only FAQ?

05 Did you really write a script to convert this FAQ into HTML?: spleen FAQ: 05 Did you really write a script to convert this FAQ into HTML?

06 So what is that spleen thing, anyway?: spleen FAQ: 06 So what is that spleen thing, anyway?

07 Do I have a spleen?: spleen FAQ: 07 Do I have a spleen?

08 How do I care for my spleen?: spleen FAQ: 08 How do I care for my spleen?

09 Where did the spleen get such a beautiful name?: spleen FAQ: 09 Where did the spleen get such a beautiful name?

10 Are the rumors of spleen violence true?: spleen FAQ: 10 Are the rumors of spleen violence true?

11 Does the spleen change size or shape? Like, does it get big?: spleen FAQ: 11 Does the spleen change size or shape? Like, does it get big?

12 No, I mean REALLY big. What happens when the spleen gets REALLY big?: spleen FAQ: 12 No, I mean REALLY big. What happens when the spleen gets REALLY big?

13 Does alt.spleen get a lot of traffic?: spleen FAQ: 13 Does alt.spleen get a lot of traffic?

14 Has there ever been a case of accidental rupturing of the spleen?: spleen FAQ: 14 Has there ever been a case of accidental rupturing of the spleen?

15 How can I keep my spleen clean?: spleen FAQ: 15 How can I keep my spleen clean?

16 What about nutrition?: spleen FAQ: 16 What about nutrition?

17 What about vegetarian alternatives?: spleen FAQ: 17 What about vegetarian alternatives?

18 Can I splendify my spleen by adding aluminum siding?: spleen FAQ: 18 Can I splendify my spleen by adding aluminum siding?

19 If your spleen accidentally OD's what is the proper dosage of adrenaline to administer in the emergency injection?: spleen FAQ: 19 If your spleen accidentally OD's what is the proper dosage of adrenaline to administer in the emergency injection?

20 What is the estimated time that the spleen can remain unconsious beforepermenant damage is inevitable?: spleen FAQ: 20 What is the estimated time that the spleen can remain unconsious beforepermenant damage is inevitable?

21 Upon recovery, which overpriced movie house confectionry would be best tofeed it?: spleen FAQ: 21 Upon recovery, which overpriced movie house confectionry would be best tofeed it?

22 What happens when you swallow phlegm? Why would a spleen care?: spleen FAQ: 22 What happens when you swallow phlegm? Why would a spleen care?

23 Is there such thing as a "second spleen"? Do some people have more than one spleen? Can this "second spleen" be donated?: spleen FAQ: 23 Is there such thing as a

24 Does giving blood have any adverse effects on the spleen?: spleen FAQ: 24 Does giving blood have any adverse effects on the spleen?

25 Why do squirrels seem so interested in me?: spleen FAQ: 25 Why do squirrels seem so interested in me?

26 How do you get rid of a spleen?: spleen FAQ: 26 How do you get rid of a spleen?

27 When I die, should I convert my spleen to binary and post it to alt.spleen?: spleen FAQ: 27 When I die, should I convert my spleen to binary and post it to alt.spleen?

28 Who created alt.spleen, and why?: spleen FAQ: 28 Who created alt.spleen, and why?

29 Who has the most spleens?: spleen FAQ: 29 Who has the most spleens?

30 What is trephination?: spleen FAQ: 30 What is trephination?

31 Does trephination hurt your spleen?: spleen FAQ: 31 Does trephination hurt your spleen?

32 So why all this mention of Spam? Where does it come from?: spleen FAQ: 32 So why all this mention of Spam? Where does it come from?

33 What is "boogaloo", and what does it have to do with Margaret Thatcher?: spleen FAQ: 33 What is

34 Has your mother really read this FAQ?: spleen FAQ: 34 Has your mother really read this FAQ?

35 Did Andy Warhol really lose his spleen?: spleen FAQ: 35 Did Andy Warhol really lose his spleen?

36 What did Ricky say when Lucy came home with an extra spleen?: spleen FAQ: 36 What did Ricky say when Lucy came home with an extra spleen?

37 So, who died and made Keith "God of the newsgroup?": spleen FAQ: 37 So, who died and made Keith

38 I've heard rumors of a secret spleen club. Are these rumors true?: spleen FAQ: 38 I've heard rumors of a secret spleen club. Are these rumors true?

39 Why would anyone want a girlfriend WITHOUT a spleen?: spleen FAQ: 39 Why would anyone want a girlfriend WITHOUT a spleen?

40 Lately my spleen has been ordering pizzas and expects me to pay. Surely this is unfair as I have been a good host. Furthermore, howcould my spleen be using the phone?: spleen FAQ: 40 Lately my spleen has been ordering pizzas and expects me to pay. Surely this is unfair as I have been a good host. Furthermore, howcould my spleen be using the phone?

41 Who is the patron Young One of alt.spleen?: spleen FAQ: 41 Who is the patron Young One of alt.spleen?

42 What's all this "ob" stuff?: spleen FAQ: 42 What's all this

43 Is there a zine called SPLEEN?: spleen FAQ: 43 Is there a zine called SPLEEN?

44 Bibliography: spleen FAQ: 44 Bibliography

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