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The 12 Best Canned Cocktails
Some taste just like the real thing. Others are even tastier and more fun than traditional mixed drinks. Here’s why it’s time to pop the top on the delicious new world of canned cocktails.
Blasphemy, I thought. There it was, a prepackaged mojito in a grocery store. This was about a decade ago. Still, I was curious to try it, because a canned cocktail that was actually good? That could be a gateway to converting pedestrian drinkers into cocktail nerds. Sadly, there was no craft in that canned mojito. No love. It confirmed my conviction that quality drinks must be mixed, not mass-produced.
Recently, however, I popped open a daiquiri from Tip Top, an Atlanta-based company specializing in classic cocktails served in Lilliputian cans. It was, shockingly, sublime. The simple yet difficult-to-balance daiquiri is often considered a litmus test to separate ordinary bartenders from great ones. The fact that a version that stellar came from a can was revelatory. Ready-to-drink cocktails—or RTDs, as the industry calls them—are no longer what they used to be. As demand surged during the pandemic, more serious bartenders and distilleries began producing them using real spirits instead of industrial malt alcohol or vodka. Now we’re living in a golden age of the canned cocktail.
Nothing will ever quite replace the experience of being served a perfectly made cocktail to order—whether at a serious bar or at your friend’s dinner party. And there are still plenty of prepackaged drinks to avoid. But we discovered a profusion of flavorful options worth adding to your drinking—and hosting—repertoire. Behold, the twelve best canned cocktails money can buy.
Our Testing Methods
We scoured every inch of the beverage and tracked down all of our sources to come up with a comprehensive list of premium RTDs. From there, we sampled each flavor from every brand to nail down our favorites. We measured them based on quality of the base liquor used, authenticity of flavor profiles, and how well they held up to portable drinks. Here are the absolute best results of this thorough testing.
All of the drinks that Tip Top sells in its signature small cans are worthy of having at your next party, but my favorites are the ones that would be harder to make yourself. That category includes the daiquiri, which has a lively blend of Caribbean rums, and Tip Top’s take on the Jungle Bird.
The espresso martini is back, and rightfully so. A sensation in the nineties, the delicious kick-in-the-pants cocktail is newly popular again. But it’s never been fun to make at home. This nitro version, made with Stumptown coffee, delivers the frothy silkiness of the real thing.
Yes, there are good Bloody Mary mixes out there that allow you to simply add vodka (or tequila or gin) to get a great drink. But if you want to fully embrace that hair-of-the-dog spirit and just pop the top and sip, this is the way to do it. It’s decadently spicy and vibrant.
Instead of dessert or an espresso martini, consider this mix. Rye whiskey, Intelligentsia coffee, demerara cane sugar, raw honey, bitters, and navel-orange peel amount to something that tastes a bit like breakfast, with a hefty 40 percent ABV kick.
A vodka soda with a splash of cranberry is one of the simplest drink orders, a gateway cocktail. And it does hit the spot, no? This canned version contains a touch of real honey for the right amount of complex sweetness.
Plain Spoke Brandy Old Fashioned Ready-to-Drink Cocktail
A fizzy old-fashioned? Made with brandy, as is the custom in the Midwest? I was skeptical. But this can from Plain Spoke of Madison, Wisconsin, is spirit forward yet refreshing. It’s the kind of reward you want at the end of a long, hot day.
Empirical was founded by alums from temple of gastronomic experimentation Noma, and its products have a mad-scientist energy. This lightly carbonated cocktail—made from vacuum-distilled Pilsner malt and other ingredients—is beyond what most bars can pull off.
Brooklyn-based St. Agrestis makes a lovely bottled negroni, but the non-alcoholic version is even better. It has a bit of carbonation to it; they say that’s the trick to giving it the bite of alcohol. Whatever the secret is, you won’t feel as though you’re missing the real thing.
All right, there’s nothing innovative about spritzes. But this version solves an issue that’s always bugged me: They tend to be flat and stupid sweet. Neither of those problems applies here. Dry, bitter, with endless bubbles, it’s a superior spritz.
A long drink, as it’s known in Finland, is essentially a gin highball served with a carbonated fruit beverage, a close cousin to our Tom Collins. This version, from a company named after the drink, has grapefruit tartness, a touch of sweetness, just the right amount of juniper, ninety-nine calories, and zero grams of sugar. I’m not sure why anyone would touch a White Claw after drinking this.
Mezcal, a bit of citrus, and carbonated water: Put all those things together and you have a low-calorie, low-ABV sparkling beverage that you can drink all day.
Austin Cocktails Bergamot Orange Sparkling Margarita Canned Cocktail
Only ninety-six calories per drink. (Two come in the can.) By no means a traditional margarita, even though it uses triple sec and lime, this is more of a take on the cocktail that’s been given a nuanced, bitter taste from the bergamot orange. Delightful and interesting and refreshing all at once.
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