mistressoffandoms:

Hey, just want to let anyone considering following me that I look at blogs when the follow notif comes in to make sure they’re not bots. If you haven’t made any posts or reblogged anything, only like posts and haven’t changed your blog appearance, most likely I’ll end up blocking you. This goes triple if your avatar is the default or a photo of a random human face.

This site requires engagement. If you don’t engage with it in full, I will assume that you’re not a real person. It’s as simple as that.

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

my irl friend asked me what we ‘do’ on tumblr, and the best I could come up with is we get horny with the mutuals and the mutuals who aren’t horny nod out of respect as they scroll past 6 versions of the same post with various deranged tags by mutual inlaws

we also communicate solely through liking and reblogging each others posts for 3 years before we exchange dms but we are still besties

dungeonmastersconsortium:

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

letsbelonelytogetherr:

— Anaïs Nin, from The Voice

thechekhov:

thechekhov:

thechekhov:

thechekhov:

I need to run a survey really quick. This isn’t serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it’ll skew the results.

Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.

Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:

Random Animal Generator

Generated a random animal species: A goat, armadillo, orangutan, porpoise, cheetah... Nearly 200 different animals!

Random Lists

(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)

With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)

How do you feel about this, in general?

Good! I like this animal.

Okay. I’m not thrilled but not disappointed.

Meh. Not the worst.

Not great. I’m pretty disappointed.

Horrible. This is my worst nightmare.

It’s complicated./I’m conflicted.

How often would you turn into this animal?

Pretty often, just for fun.

Pretty often, for a specific task.

Sometimes, just for fun.

Sometimes, to do something a human cannot.

Rarely, but still for fun.

Rarely, only if I absolutely need to.

How open would you be about what animal you are?

I’d tell anyone and everyone!

I’d tell my friends and family.

I’d tell my closer friends and family.

I’d try to keep it mostly secret.

I’d prefer not to tell anyone, ever.

Would you want to get to know other people who also transform into the same/similar animal?

Yeah! I’d join a subreddit or a club for sure!

Probably. I’d like to know what makes us similar.

Eh, only if it comes up in conversation naturally.

Not really. I don’t think it’d connect us in any way.

No. It’s not a good metric for friendship.

bugthingsdaily:

today’s bug things are these metal pill bugs by Matt Noris!

ilikeit-art:

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crowscadence:

alegazzi:

crowscadence:

transdragonlira:

neraiutsuze:

imsobadatnicknames2:

yeah.

Holy shit I knew it was bad but this is DIRE

There’s more content on ao3 for my old Latin textbook curriculum than there is for raid shadow legends and I think that says a lot

wait hold on let’s set raid to the side why’s your latin curriculum on ao3

It’s a series of a couple books that follow the story of a Roman family and you have to learn grammar and translate each chapter

I read through the results and apparently a lot of people ship Cornelia (daughter/main girl) and Flavia (her friend who was there for like 4 chapters and never again)

So my Latin textbook’s fandom’s most popular ship is gay, basically

shinesurge:

did yall know cricut put a metal strip in the back of their newer Maker 3 that doesn’t do anything except pop out after like six months of regular use and force you to call customer service so they can tell you to replace the machine

well they did and instead of calling them and replacing an entire functional fucking machine you can just cut the bar out and put tape over what’s left

fuck offfff,