Milk Money (PG-13) A vile bit of curiously puritan wink-winkery about an inanely innocent suburban kid (Michael Patrick Carter) who thinks a hooker called V (Melanie Griffith) would be a great gal for his widowed dad (Ed Harris), a guy so dunderheaded that he thinks the babe standing in his kitchen in stiletto heels and a dress open down to there is a math teacher. In this curdled production, smuttiness is made coy, innocence is made dirty, and boyhood sexuality is made into a cartoon. D- ( 240, Sept. 16)
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