Soundbites

”Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?” — Rachel (Jennifer Aniston), accusing best friend Monica (Courteney Cox) of betraying her, on Friends

”I am so tired of your exaggeration! You always make things 50,000 times worse than they are!” — Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) to sibling rival Niles (David Hyde Pierce), on Frasier

”You do realize that flowers are the amputees of the plant world.” — Vic (Corey Feldman) to Carey (Farrah Forke), after she received a bouquet from a boyfriend, on Dweebs

”Oh, look — that’s the polenta.” — Ellen (Ellen DeGeneres), watching a videotape of Paige’s niece being born, on Ellen