''Barb Wire'' has dismal opening

For his next trick, Pamela Anderson Lee’s plastic surgeon will reconstruct her box office receipts. Somebody has to. The Baywatch star’s feature-film debut, Barb Wire, had a dismal opening weekend ($1.8 million). Not that the film fails to showcase Lee’s assets. Among the pneumatic moments:

Number of cleavage-revealing outfits worn by Lee……..10

Number of overhead cleavage shots……………………4

Number of times Lee appears in a bubble bath………….1

Number of times Lee shows her nipples……………….15

Number of references to her body by other characters (”buoyant,” ”assets,” and ”springy ass”)……………..3

Number of times she’s called babe……………………3

Number of times she growls, ”Don’t call me babe”………2

Number of words she utters of three syllables or more…42

Number of lines of dialogue Lee speaks that are two words or less…………………………………….55