Sound Bites

”Sixty-six percent of Americans think that President Clinton had an affair with Monica Lewinsky … Apparently, the other 34 percent think he just had an affair with her dress.” CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night

”As for Magic [Johnson’s] writers, they’ll go back to their old jobs — writing comedy.” CRAIG KILBORN, after The Magic Hour‘s cancellation was announced, on The Daily Show

”Monica [Lewinsky] looked beautiful. She had on this lovely blue dress with yellow crime-scene tape wrapped around her.” DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show

”The fool bought a Ferrari after doing four episodes of Melrose Place. He should’ve known they never keep a brother on that show.” ROBYN (VIVICA A. FOX), explaining why an African-American actor (Chris Spencer) needed money, on Getting Personal