Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

By Lisa Schwarzbaum
Published on July 14, 2006 04:00AM EDT
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Sensation isn’t the same as satisfaction. Johnny Depp returns in a shapeless, weightless, endless theme-park ride of a sequel — a hellish contraption into which a ticket holder is strapped, unpleasantly overstimulated, and unable to disengage.

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