'Firefly' Fridays: A River runs through them

There are times, not many, mind you, when I wish that they’d hired Joss Whedon to write and direct the American big-screen remake of La Femme Nikita—you remember it, right? The lame-ass Point of No Return, with Bridget Fonda? (Maybe it’s better if you don’t remember it.)

Because, clearly, Joss knows a little something about waif-like girls who just happen to be killing machines…