'Ugly Betty' Bites: 16 killer lines from Wednesday's episode, 'Back in Her Place'!

Sorry for the delay with this week’s Ugly Betty Bites, PopWatchers, but I had DVR troubles last night and had to watch online tonight instead. Ugh, I know! Anyway, besides loving 16 great lines (below) from Wednesday night’s episode of Ugly Betty (which gloriously featured man meat Grant Bowler, shirtless, at left!), my big question is: Now that Matt is out of the picture (at least for the time being), is there a chance that Henry can make his return? Let’s hope so! I miss Chris Gorham. Anyway, without further, enjoy the best quips from Wednesday’s episode:

“Audrey Hepburn, she’s so boring—I hated at Breakfast at Tiffany’s. But if you tell one gay person I said that, I will deny it. I will!” —Marc, after Betty says that she was fascinated by Audrey Hepburn’s biography

“Betty Suarez—keeping the dream alive for hookers with hammertoe!” —Marc, after Betty gets an assignment on high heels for Mode

“I’m sorry, I’m working like an 8-year-old seamstress here, trying to turn this magazine around. I don’t have time to replace him now!” —Wilhelmina, on why she needs Marc to come back and be her assistant

“I no longer feel betrayed by you—that’s compensation enough!” —Marc, after asking whether he’ll be compensated for doing extra work as both Daniel and Willy’s assistant

“You’re not paid for your voice. You’re paid to imitate mine!” —Wilhelmina, after Betty wants to change her assignment on high heels

“Everyone, watch Betty leave!” —Wilhelmina, upon kicking Betty out of the editorial meeting in her typical, bitchy fashion

“We can’t afford any more accidents around here!” —Hilda, to her baby daddy Bobby, after he drops spaghetti on the floor

“I can never tell with you, Betty. Is this an accessory you’re working or did you actually hurt yourself?” —Wilhelmina, when Betty walks in on crutches after hurting herself wearing some very high heels

“By Ukrainian standards, yes!” —Wilhelmina, after Marc asks if the lotion she gave Betty to try was really moisturizer

“Betty, please. You gave up your apartment a year ago when you moved back to your farm or wherever!” —Amanda, after Betty says she can’t believe Amanda gave up her apartment

“I’m gonna go hit the ladies. Whatever is going on with your skin makes me feel like I need to go hose off.” —Amanda, dismissing Betty

“Awww, welcome to six years ago! [pauses] That was uncalled for. Welcome to two years ago!” —Marc, after Betty tells him that she has her own blog

“It’s funny how it only takes 20 bucks and five minutes on the computer to get reordained to marry you and Connor, yet it’s completely illegal for me to marry a man myself.” —Marc, while checking into prison to marry Willy to Connor

“It’s hideous. The ingredients are chicken broth, evil, and dirt.” —Justin, about the “fever soup” Bobby brought him to make him feel better

“Yes, because I messed up your lunches and forgot to book your cars—so you’d stop eating like a lonely girl and actually use those legs a little bit!” —Marc, on his strategy to help Daniel lose eight pounds

“It’s not everything—but I sold some of my hair to make up for the rent money. Okay, I sold extensions. Used once. But I still want you to have a cash.” —Amanda, on finally getting Betty back some of the back rent money she owed her

Which one did you love? What did I miss? Are you rooting for Henry to return, too? Tell me in the comments section below!

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