Kenny Loggins performs spoof songs for 'Transformers' and 'The Help'

The mighty Kenny Loggins (the Logster!) follows fellow ex-mulleted pop star Michael Bolton down the path of musical self-parody in a new FunnyOrDie sketch that finds the Footloose icon singing tie-in songs for The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Transformers, and The Help. (Sample lyric: “Black lady’s getting angry/Gonna take a dump in the pies.”)

None of it is quite as cute as Bolton crooning about Keira Knightley and a giant squid. But, hey, what is? And we do get to hear Mr. Loggins say “Motherf—er!,” which has made my bucket personal list just that little bit shorter. Plus, there’s a guest appearance by the dancing gopher from Caddyshack. So it’s got that going for it.

Check out the NSFW clip below and tell us what you think.

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