Soundbites: Oct. 12/19, 2012

”My swimwear makes me look like a giant blueberry, and I love it!” —Alana, while getting ready for the swimwear portion of her pageant, on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

”Don’t be disrespectful, Luke. Anyone could do it with Gloria.” —Phil (Ty Burrell), to Luke (Nolan Gould), after he says he can’t believe his grandfather can still ”do it,” on Modern Family

”I’m basically a vegetarian, for moral reasons. I mean, I eat eggs and fish and hamburgers…never steak.” —Mindy (Mindy Kaling), to her date, on The Mindy Project

”I can’t believe I bleached my mustache for this.” —Amy Farrah Fowler (Mayim Bialik), after arriving at her anniversary dinner to find Raj (Kunal Nayyar) there as a third wheel, on The Big Bang Theory