'Happy Endings': EW's Morning Bite

By EW Staff
Published on December 5, 2012 03:11PM EST

Submitted by SnorkJuice:

Max: “A fist bump is a sacred contract between two men’s fists! You can’t just go around turning people’s hands into turkeys. It’s not right. I want it on the record that I hate that guy!”

Dave: “For the last time, there is no record.”

Max: “Then what are we doing this for?”

–Max (Adam Pally) and Dave (Zachary Knighton) on Happy Endings

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