Lindsay Lohan in 'Inappropriate Comedy' trailer

This is a NSFW trailer for a NSFW sketch-comedy movie featuring NSFW language, NSFW sexual innuendo, and NSFW racially-insensitive remarks. But the aptly-titled InAPPropriate Comedy stars Oscar-winner Adrien Brody and features de rigeur cameo from Lindsay Lohan, who clearly was trolling for ways to make her Scary Movie 5 pop-in look sublime in comparison.

It's directed by Vince Offer, the infomercial guy who brought you the Slap Chop, and that seems about right. You're going to watch the trailer below no matter how much I tell you it will make your soul ache, so just get it over with.

I warned you.

According to a press release, Lohan lives out "her fantasy of taking an ultimate revenge on the salivating paparazzi who haunt her," but maybe her shooting spree was funnier to the filmmakers before Newtown.

But it's Brody that seems to be crying loudest for help here, playing Flirty Harry, "a tough, no nonsense cop with a soft middle and a flair for fashion." In 2003, he won the Oscar for The Pianist; in 2011, he was playing Dali for Woody Allen in Midnight in Paris. Now, he's the taking direction from the ShamWow! guy and uttering lines like, "Go ahead. Make me gay." That is like Tom Brady losing the Super Bowl, getting dumped by Gisele, and shacking up with Octomom.

Apparently, this movie really exists and is not some viral stunt, as I momentarily hoped; InAPPropriate Comedy threatens to be released on March 22.

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