Dan Snierson's Hitlist: May 17, 2013

? Martha Stewart posts profile on Match.com, narrows down list of suitors to five on Today show And if none of them pan out, she said as a last resort she’d be willing to try MatchyMatchy.com.

? Political organizations are using commercials on ESPN to get attention of President Obama, who’s a SportsCenter fan To reach Chris Christie, they’ve started buying ads on Cake Boss.

? Honey Boo Boo’s parents, Mama June and Sugar Bear, exchange vows in backyard After the traditional breaking of the mayonnaise jar, guests enjoyed a lavish dinner, with a choice of pork (rinds) or fish (Swedish).

? Broadway revival of Jekyll & Hyde starring Constantine Maroulis to close early in wake of bad reviews and poor box office Audiences were of two minds about the musical: One moment, they were like, ”This kinda sucks.” But then the next, they were like, ”This really sucks!”

? 98 Degrees release new album titled 2.0 Which, on a scale of 1 to 10, represents your interest level in a new 98 Degrees album.

? On May 19 Nat Geo debuts Life Below Zero, which follows Alaskan residents living in ”country’s most vicious climate,” with subfreezing temperatures For those wishing to simulate these conditions in the Lower 48, simply try asking Tommy Lee Jones a question.

? Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy building theme park in Alabama called Blue Collar Country It’s being described as ”the future honeymoon destination of Mama June and Sugar Bear.”

? Ke$ha reveals on Conan that she’s written songs with her breasts by lowering them onto piano ”A song?” scoffed Sofia Vergara, hard at work on her 10-part opera.

? After 25 seasons on Fox, COPS will move to Spike TV in the fall When reached for comment, a Fox exec quickly blurred his face.