The royal baby wasn't even a day old before becoming more popular than you, loser. According to Facebook data, there were over 1 million interactions based around royal baby chatter on July 22, 2013—and that's 1 million interactions in the first hour of the newborn monarch's life.
But let's get down to brass tacks here: What the heck were they going to call the pint-sized potentate, who will be King of England someday far in the future when you and everyone you know has passed away into dust and ruin? Based on the U.K. Facebook buzz at the time, 10 names emerged as the most popular choices, among people who have no decision on the matter and should probably spend more time focusing on their own families. The top 10 names were:
1. George
2. James
3. Louis
4. Henry
5. Philip
6. Richard
7. Daniel
8. Andrew
9. Arthur
10. Spencer
So basically, the list mostly came down to "names of other Kings you've heard of," with No. 10 as the aww-inducing nostalgia dark horse ("Spencer" being dearly departed Grandma Diana's surname). Now, those names were all pretty good. But clearly, the Duchess and Duke of Cambridge could have used a few more suggestions in the name box. Forthwith, EW's own list of 110 names for any upcoming royal baby who would be King. William and Kate's kids are probably reading for future suggestions, for all you know!
1. Edmund
2. Edgar
3. Æthelred
4. Robb
5. Robward
6. Cedric
7. Ralph
8. Harry Potter
9. Larry Potter
10. Hermioner (male form of "Hermione")
11. Stuart Sutcliffe
13. Scaramanga
14. Napoleon
15. Emperor Napoleon
16. Dianer (male form of "Diana")
17. O. Henry
18. Henry IV, Part II
19. Henry V Origins: Before Agincourt
20. Downton
21. Abbey
22. The Doctor
23. The Master
24. King, the King (so his full name is "King King, the King")
25. Kong
26. Koopa
27. Leonidas
28. Alexander
29. 'Xander (with apostrophe!)
30. Madison
31. Wisconsin
32. Captain Britain
33. Colonel Wales
34. Rear Admiral Scotland
35. Midshipman Northern Ireland
36. Keats
37. Shelley
38. Percy
39. Frankenstein
40. Simon Belmont
41. Vlad
42. Thad
43. Chad
44. Brad
45. Lad
46. Lancelot
47. Fancelot
48. Camelot
49. Richard Burton
50. North
51. Elizabert (male form of "Elizabeth")
52. Anthony
53. Anfernee
54. Moon Unit
55. Prince Michael III
56. Cambridge (so someday he'll be known as "Cambridge, Duke of Cambridge")
57. Duke (so someday he'll be known as "Duke Duke," and then "King Duke")
58. Duke Nukem
59. Quicksilver
60. Quiksilver
61. 'Silver (with apostrophe!)
62. Silvio
63. Grizzly Adams
64. Bucky
65. Bucky Buckingham
66. Bucky "Buck Wild" Buckingham
67. Bronco Billy
68. Forrest Gump
69. Michael Clayton
70. Lear
71. Titus Andronicus
72. Titus Welliver
73. Tytus, with a Y
74. Tytys, with two Ys
75. Sherlock
76. Holmes
77. Benedict Cumberbatch II
78. Cumberbatch
79. Cumberholmes
80. Cumbergump
81. Cumberpotter
82. Cumbercumber
83. Kal-El
84. Clark
85. Cumberclark
86. Nemo
87. Brigadier
88. Abercromby
89. Abercrombie
90. Abyrcromby
91. Adam
92. Adam Warlock
93. David
94. Beckham
95. Hambeck
96. Clambake
97. Rooney
98. Joffrey (HAHAHA but f'reals good name, right?)
99. J. R. R.
100. George R. R.
101. T.S.
102. J.K.
103. Shakespeare
104. Shakespeare II
105. Shakespeare IV, Part 2
106. Thanos
107. Attenborough
108. Rattenborough
109. Zoltar, Lord of the Quickening
110. Steve