Inside Amy Schumer: Cut sketch shows an engagement shoot gone wrong with Jemima Kirke

And you thought the engagement photos you see on your Facebook timeline were ridiculous: In a deleted sketch from Comedy Central’s Inside Amy Schumer, Girls star Jemima Kirke directs Amy Schumer and her faux fiancé in an engagement shoot that features directions like, “Be tiny like a baby!” and “Amy, I want you to be dead weight.”

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Unsurprisingly, the results are more revolting than romantic. Watch the uncensored sketch below, and see season 3 of Inside Amy Schumer when it comes out on DVD Tuesday.