Bachelor in Paradise preview clip shows 2 gorgeous women fighting over... Will?

Bachelor in Paradise never ceases to amaze, rose lovers.

Every year, ABC's sand-and-crab-encrusted dating show manages to convince attractive women to fight over guys they wouldn't even acknowledge in the outside world. And this year will be no exception.

In this exclusive clip of the season 9 premiere, Will — a man who you almost certainly don't remember from Michelle's season of The Bachelorette — somehow becomes the center of a love triangle within just a few minutes of hitting the beach. After flirting up a storm with Kylee, the 26-year-old nurse from Zach's season of The Bachelor, Will makes a move on Olivia, the 25-year-old patient technician who was also on Zach's season (for about three minutes). Both women, God help them, immediately convince themselves that Will is a major catch. "This man is so cute," Kylee gushes. Olivia also can't contain her excitement: "Baby! Will is an attractive human being."

When Will plants a kiss on Olivia, Kylee does NOT love it. Watch the full clip above.

Let me remind you, rose lovers, these two beautiful women are at odds over... Will. Seriously, no Googling: Do you remember who Will is? I had to look him up, and I recapped Michelle's season! He's the guy who won a bomber jacket in the Top Gun: Maverick-themed group date, and then Peter (the annoying pizza guy who was on last season of Paradise) threw said jacket into the pool.

From reality TV punchline to Playa Escondida's No. 1 player. Only in Paradise.

Bachelor in Paradise premieres Thursday, Sept. 28 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.

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